Bachelor Week 2

We start this episode back at the theatre where Peter and Alabama Hannah are crying and talking it out backstage. Meanwhile, all the girls on this group date are still writing out their sex stories to tell onstage to a live audience, but they are getting anxious and keep asking where is Peter? Peter is in a dark room telling AH that “I never said no to you.” My heart! Why don’t they just run off together??? AH is curled up in his lap while they cry and look at each other for what feels like 12 years. Then FINALLY P says he can’t do this and he’s going back to the girls and goodbye and WHAT? That’s it?? So I guess that’s the end of the Alabama Hannah romance!

Peter gathers up the girls and cancels the rest of the date. Natasha and some of the others are pissssed and I’m just sitting here like WOMAN, you just lucked out! You don’t have to embarrass yourself in front of strangers and America! Later at the after party during Natasha’s alone time with P she lets him know how unhappy he is and I’m thinking this is pretty risky behavior for so early in the season! Mykenna and P dance a bit and kiss and all I hear is her saying likelikelike and I want to stab my eardrums to make it stop! And did she just refer to herself in the 3rd person?? Kill her now!!! Sydney gets the date rose and it must be for how she opened up about growing up biracial in the South and how that was hard and it’s the most genuine thing I’ve seen on this show in years.

Next up is the Rose Ceremony Cocktail Party~

Lexi has to remind P 3 times who she is and even I have to look up her name in my notes when she drops the clue that she’s the one who drove up in the vintage Corvette. This does not bode well for you Lexi!

Kelsey sets up a little vignette with a blanket, candles, and a bottle of Champagne she brought from the Champagne capital of the US – De Moines, Iowa!!! Plus she’s been saving it for a full year for a special occasion. I’m thinking that stuff has not aged well, but you do you Kels. Kelsey says this bottle “totally represents me” and goes to find P but he’s gone off with Mykenna. So now Kelsey is in tears and confronts Mykenna with “You’re disrespectful and you disrespected me.” Ok, but I think the bigger issue here is why is there maple syrup on the coffee table? I have questions ABC!!!

Madison and P are talking and he gives her a framed picture from their 1st date of them with his family. Seems like a pretty serious gift for someone after a first date, but that’s just me. On the other hand she’ll have something to throw across the room if he dumps her!

Meanwhile Kelsey is STILL waiting to share this champagne with P. But alas! P & Hannah Ann stumble upon Kelsey’s little set up and pop the champagne. It twas the pop heard round the mansion! Literally. Kelsey hears the pop and walks over to P & HA in tears and says “Excuse me” but then turns and runs away crying. P follows her to the bathroom but she won’t talk to him. So he goes back to HA & the champagne. Not two minutes later Kels comes upon them & starts cussing out HA right in front of Peter! Big mistake. Huge. P takes Kels to a sofa and all Kels can say between sobs is “I set that up. I set that up.” Kels then knocks over a different bottle of champagne! P picks it up and opens it. Kels drinks straight from the bottle and y’all….the champagne foams up and spews all over her heavily made up face!!! I had to pause the show so I could laugh and laugh!!!

Kelsey is swearing that HA knew that was Kelsey’s champagne and popped it anyway. And boy is Kelsey swearing! She’s getting bleeped left & right while she’s blessing out HA. HA is apologizing and trying to get a word in edgewise, but can’t because Sailor Kels won’t let her. Kels calls HA a fake bitch & a princess & generally just verbally tears her down. It’s brutal. Tammy tells the camera “I don’t wanna be involved in this champagne crisis anymore!!!” You & me both girl. You & me both.

Rose Ceremony~

Mykenna gets the first rose. HA says to the camera “I took a beating tonight”. But HA gets a rose. They cut to Kels saying “F&#$ that!” Ha!!! Wait, who’s the girl in the hideous pink and white striped sequin dress??? My eyes!!! Kelsey inexplicably gets the last rose. You can’t tell me that wasn’t producer driven right there my friends.

Going home are 3 women I feel like I’m just seeing for the first time: Courtney, Lauren, and Payton. WHO???

After they leave there’s the group champagne toast and P asks Kels to give a toast and y’all she flat out refuses! This girl is such a hot mess brat I can’t stand it!!! She says to the group “It’s better if I keep my mouth shut right now”. I can’t even with this girl.

The next day there’s a group date at Revolve, which is apparently a v popular clothing store. The group walks in and Carson Presley, Janice Dickinson (and her botched plastic surgeryfied face), and a lady from Revolve are there. The girls have to walk the catwalk in front of an audience in Revolve clothing. The winner of the fashion show gets EVERYTHING in the store!!!

Victoria F starts freaking out because she lacks confidence. She spends the whole day in tears. The girls have to model 2 outfits- 1 day and 1 night. HA hits the runway in a bridal gown for her day look and throws P the veil. When Natasha takes the runway, Carson Presley calls her a “really sexy Amish person” and I die laughing! Kels brings a bottle of champagne with her on the runway and I swear if I have to type the words Kelsey and champagne ever again Ima send Kels a bill for my carpal tunnel surgery! Anyway she hands the bottle to P. Talk about beating a dead horse! Victoria F, the self described meek and mild girl, comes out in a teddy and a trench coat, risking a nip slip for sure! On her way down the catwalk she stops and makes out with P for a while.

HA and Victoria F are in the top 2 but HA wins. This sends Vic F over the edge. Vic says she’s done and going home.

After Party~

Vic F is STILL pouting about HA winning. Get over yourself girl. No man wants to see you boohooing and being a bad sport! P is telling her she killed it and all Vic is giving back is pout it’s just so hard and pout sharing you is hard and pout something else about something being hard. OMG! come on lady! Pull yourself together!!! P keeps reassuring her and they make out.

P then brings champagne to Kelsey. Ugh. Meanwhile HA is, for some odd reason, pouting about last night and saying that Kels is bullying her. Can’t you just be happy you just won a whole new wardrobe??? Kels comes back to the group on a HIGH after chatting with P. When it’s HA’s turn she is sure to tell P that she was up all last night crying and “my spirit is crushed” and I’m being bullied by Kelsey.

P goes back to the group, gives Victoria F the rose, then pulls Kels aside to talk. P asks her about the bullying and Kels says “I don’t like HA and she knows it” but claims even though she did in fact call HA a fake bitch princess that she’s not a bully. Just a trash mouth. Kels then goes back to the group in tears while P is pacing outside contemplating what to do about the situation.

And my BBs, that’s where ABC leaves us. Now, I won’t be able to watch next week’s episode until the following week when I’ll recap both episodes that Tuesday. Stay classy my BBs!!! 🌹

Bachelor Season 24 Week 1

Bachelor BBs!!!! We are back!!! This time the Bachelor is 28 year old Delta pilot Peter Weber. Ok, so it has to be said. Yet ANOTHER white dude. Why ABC, could you not pick Mike Johnson??? Sigh. Don’t get me wrong, I love and adore our handsome pilot, but some diversity on this show would go a long way ABC!!!

Let’s get down to it. We have 3 hours (!!!) of content to discuss! Let’s start with the limo arrivals, shall we?

Alayah 24- beautiful dress. Gives Peter a letter from her grandma for them to read together later. Odd.

Sydney 24

Hannah Ann 23- a model. Declares upon entering the mansion “I’m in love!”

Sarah 24 another beautiful dress. So far the fashion choices are looking much better this season!

Lauren 26 Well. I may have spoken too soon. She’s wearing a sequined jumpsuit!!! I hope that girl’s thighs don’t touch because if they do we are talking serious chafe by the morning!

Victoria P 27 – does a happy dance with P

Mykenna 22 – fashion blogger.

Muarissa 23 – soooo cute. But her underboob situation is worrying me. I see a wardrobe malfunction in her future!

Kelsey 28

Eunice 23 – thinks being a flight attendant who arrives wearing wings will make her stand out.

Jade 26 -flight attendant

Megan 26 – flight attendant

Madison 23 -basketball & Daddy’s girl

Tammy 24

Shiann 27 -brings P a barf bag

Courtney 26 -rides in on a toy airplane

Kiarra 23 -arrives packed in a suitcase!!!

Lexi 26 -drives up in a vintage red Corvette

Deandra 23- walks up with a windmill on her back

Peyton 23

Jasmine 25

Kylie 26 -an Entertainment Sales Associate. Is that code for hooker? Brings P a strip of condoms!

Katrina 28 -says to P “You’re gonna fall in love with my hairless pussy…..cat” and shows a pic of a hairless cat. TRASHY

Victoria F 25

Jenna 22 -brings an emotional support cow

Savannah 27 -blindfolds P then kisses him

Kelley 27 -met P a month prior in a hotel lobby. He remembers her.

Alexa 27 – so cute. Esthetician

Avonlea 27 -cattle rancher

and finally Natasha 31.


Then Hannah Brown (Alabama Hannah) arrives. She gives P back the wings he gave her on the first night they met.


This episode is FLYING by (no pun intended). Time for the cocktail party. Some thoughts: P sits down with Alayah and reads the sweet letter from Grandma.

I gotta tell ya, there are so many BOOBS on the screen tonight! Not a bra to be found for miles around that mansion!!! And the lash extension industry & boob tape sales must be booming!!! Madison says “LIKE” so much I want to slap her! She has a great butt.Hannah Ann (from here on known as HA because that’s a long name) and her dad painted P a picture of the Smoky Mountains since she’s from Tennessee. It’s beautiful until you get to the row of dancing vaginas across the bottom!!! P kisses her. First kiss of the night initiated by P.

Tammy cuffs P then searches him then makes him kiss her to get uncuffed.

Natasha is talking to P when Mykenna asks to steal P by throwing paper airplanes at them. Natasha says no! P says gives us a minute. Mykenna interrupts again with more planes. She’s clearly not trying to make friends. So Mykenna and P talk and kiss then Natasha comes back with a HUGE (like 4 feet long) paper airplane and pokes Mykenna with it. I toast their pettiness! Then Nat comes back AGAIN sipping tea saying “tick tock!” Hilarious! Dang, P is kissing SO many girls!

HA interrupts a girl with P. Mind you she’s already had time with him (remember the dancing vaginas picture?). Then she interrupts ANOTHER girl for her 3rd time with P when she says “There’s one thing Hannah Ann wants- a kiss”. I LOATHE it when people talk about themselves in the 3rd person!!!Shiann confronts AH about the interruption and AH shuts her down. So Shiann cries.

Dang but the vocal fry is STRONG with this group of women. It’s making my ears bleed!!!

More girls are starting to cry for being interrupted. HA gets first impression rose. Not surprised. I predict she will be top 10 with Victoria P & Madison.

And just like that it’s time for the 1st Rose Ceremony. I told ya, ABC has picked up the pace and I’m here for it!

Rose Ceremony~Victoria P gets the 1st rose. Tammy sounds just like Miley Cyrus and while I like her personality, I don’t know if I can hang with that voice all season.

Kelsey’s nose is sooo thin I’m legit concerned for her ability to breathe!!!

Going home- 8 girls! Katrina (thank the good Lord), Kylie, Maurissa (sad!), Avonlea, Eunice, Jade, Jenna, and Megan. There are many tears!

1st Group Date~

Lest we forget that Pilot Pete is a Pilot who flies airplanes, ABC has the 1st group date at an airplane hangar. 2 NO NONSENSE women come out and declare the girls are all going to Flight School. The 1st question is math and the girls are all panicking. The 3 brain cells they share are working hard to answer these questions.

Next up is spinning around in a gyroscope! Victoria P gets major motion sickness and talks about a traumatic spinning teacups ride from her childhood that still haunts her to this day! But she womans up and does the ride then promptly throws up. P brings her water and checks on her and get this- Victoria P says “I’ve never had someone care for me that way.” HOW SAD IS THAT?!?! Men are straight trash and just need to do better as a gender!!!

Then there’s an obstacle course. Kelley wins by cheating and gets to go flying with P. All the other girls gather for the after party at a hotel. The very same hotel where Kelley and P first met. Coincidence? I think not!!! Kelley comes to join the others and is met with crickets level silence and jealousy.

Later, Kelley interrupts Shiann’s time with P (ballsy) and that sets Shiann off crying again. Kelley gets the rose. Shocker.


1-1 Date with Madison~

Peter takes this complete stranger Madison to his parents’ house and VOW RENEWAL!!! P officiates and OF COURSE Madison catches the bouquet! Later at Fake Dinner Mad gets the rose and some kisses. Then they dance to some band I’ve never heard of but they know all the words. P’s family comes and joins them for dancing.


2nd Group Date~

The group and P arrive at a theatre and P tells the girls a “good friend” is planning this date. They walk in and Alabama Hannah is there standing on stand next to a giant windmill. I just can’t with all the windmill references!!! Get over it! They had sex!!! Move on!!!

AH describes her love story with Peter to the group then tells the girls they have to share a sex story in front of a live audience. The girls get a pad and pen and get to work on their stories. Meanwhile, AH is crying her makeup off backstage where P finds her. Like BIG crying. Obviously they still have major feelings for each other. AH admits she thinks about why did she send P home every day. What I want to know is where does AH get her rinky dink cheap ass jewelry? That flower ring?? Come on ABC, give a girl a good stylist! P asks AH would she like to join the house and compete for his love?? AH says maybe! The episode ends with them both confused and in tears.

So what happens next? Do P & AH run away together? Do we get a new Bachelor next week? Who knows?!? We’ll find out next week!!! Until then BBs! xo 🌹

Molly Xavier MuShu

My beautiful Molly is very sick. I just talked to our amazing vet again and here’s what’s going on. Molly has an enlarged heart, masses on her heart and liver that are most likely tumors, and fluid in her lungs. She is 13 years old, will be 14 in January. She can only see shadows out of one eye. She has arthritis. And now her organs & the tumors are pushing her windpipe against her spine, making it difficult to breathe. And apparently she wasn’t having seizures like we thought, but rather mini cardiac episodes.
Molly is my constant companion. She is always by my side. She’s the best wee dog we’ve ever had. Never caused any trouble. She LOVES everyone.
As far as treatment goes, there are some v expensive diagnostics we could have done. If found to be a tumor on her heart, and not just a benign mass, it’s recommended she goes to heaven. If it’s not a tumor she could be put on cardiac meds and we could spend another year with her, maybe. Then there are the liver tumors. That’s a separate ultrasound and treatment. We are not made of money and even if we were we don’t think we’d put her through all that. Not when we’ve had 14 incredible years with her.
This is the hardest part of being a dog parent. Our hearts are broken. THANK YOU all for your messages and texts and concern and love for us and our special girl. ❤️

I made the appointment to help Molly go to the Rainbow Bridge for tomorrow (Friday 12/13) at 2:00PM. Last night CSP worked until about 11:30 pm. He arrived home about midnight and we didn’t get to bed until about 2:30 am. Molly came to bed with us and drank some water. She ate dinner and was moving around slowly but surely. Her breathing was getting more and more labored. CSP helped her into bed where she joined me, Minnie, and Zoe. Then he picked Molly up and held her close to him while he sat on the edge of the bed. I could hear her breathing. He spoke to her softly and told her it was ok if she wanted to go on to Heaven. So she did.
Molly Xavier MuShu Redwing was the goodest, best pug ever. She was smart, yet goofy. She was so funny! She made us laugh every single day. I didn’t get to say goodbye. Even though I was in the room, I didn’t realize she was leaving us until I couldn’t hear her breathe anymore and CSP told me she was gone. I just pray that she knew how much we loved her. How much we will miss her. How much we already do.
After she passed away CSP held her while we petted her and told her how much we love her. We then wrapped her in a soft blanket and let Minnie and Zoe sniff her in the hopes they would understand (maybe?) what was going on. Faithful Companion came and picked her up today and will bring her ashes back to us tomorrow.
Today was CSP’s birthday. It was a somber day but we still tried to celebrate her life as well as CSP’s. The timing could not have been worse but we are so very thankful that Molly went to Heaven surrounded by her parents and sisters and love.
Thank you so, so much for all your kind words and messages about my buddy Molly By Golly. It really means the world to us. ♥️🐾♥️

Bachelor in Paradise Finale & Reunion

Busy week but I finally had a chance to watch the Finale and Reunion!!! Let’s dive in. We pick up with the 4 remaining couples- Clay & Nicole, Demi & Kristian, Chris & Katie, and Hannah G & Dylan. They are all set to go to Fantasy Suites but when Clay and Nicole get to their FS, Clay says he still has reservations and wants to spend tonight thinking. Alone. Ouch. So Clay leaves Nicole alone to enjoy the FS.
The next day is proposal day. Clay and Nicole are up first. Nicole says “Do you love me?” and Clay responds with “I’m not there yet”. Ouch again! But then he says he wants to take it slow and leave together. That’s not good enough for our Poor Man’s JLO so Nicole runs off and they leave separately.
Chris & Katie- Chris proposes and Katie says yes and it’s sooo sweet!!! Katie, Chris, and I all cry!!!
Next up are HG & Dylan- Dylan SHOCKS US ALL by proposing! Duh! That boy’s been wanting to propose since day 1. Luckily HG says yes.
Demi & Kristian- Demi gets down on one knee!!! She proposes and Kristian says yes and I’m crying again!
Then all the couples come down to the beach for hugs and celebrations!
Reunion- My favorite part of all this!!!
WHY does Dean look like an ole timey oil tycoon??? He’s wearing a bolo tie and it’s just strange.
Chris Harrison starts us off with Derek & JPJ’s feud. When asked if he would like to apologize JPJ just says “What happened was unfortunate.” Come on JPJ!!! Be a big man & apologize!!!!
Jordan & Christian- Neither will apologize for their fight. In fact, there’s security on hand just in case they get out of hand!!! But they have very little talk time and the show goes on.
Caelynn/Dean/Connor- Cae says things are going great with Dean and that she’s slept in the van a couple nights! Connor and Whitney are still together. Yay!
Kristina/Blake/Caelynn- Everyone’s trying to get Blake to apologize for releasing text messages between him and Caelynn. Blake finally apologizes for how she’s feeling and that she took some heat because of the texts but he never actually apologizes for releasing the texts!!! Dean consoles her backstage.
Then Chris Harrison brings out the established, married BIP couples- Chris & Krystal, Carly & Evan, and Jade & Tanner and their kids. Carly is pregnant with baby #2 so they do a gender reveal.
Back to the current BIP peeps. JPJ & Tayshia- Tayshia is up on stage and CH asks her if she made a mistake saying goodbye to JPJ and she says “Very much so”!!! SO it turns out Tay flew to Maryland to surprise JPJ!!! When she gets to his house she tells him she wants to explore things with him and he asks her to be his girlfriend! So cute! JPJ then comes up on stage and they kiss. CH asks JPJ if he loves Tayshia and JPJ drops to one knee and recites some Shakespeare. Tay about stroked out thinking he was going to propose!
Katie & Chris- Katie says she’s exhausted. And she’s not wearing her engagement ring! But she says they are still engaged. Chris comes out and acts all emotionally unavailable. Chris puts Katie’s ring back on her but backstage they argue and Chris walks away.
Dylan & HG are still engaged and she STILL has the personality of a potato.
Demi & Kristian come out to a standing ovation. After they talk to CH for a bit Kristian has Demi stand up. Then Kristian gets on one knee and proposes!!!Another standing O!!!
Peter comes out as the next Bachelor with a fresh haircut. January 6 it all starts again! Until then my BBs!!! xoxo 🌹

Bachelor in Paradise Week 6 Night 2

I finally was able to watch Week 6 Night 2. Everyone on the beach is examining their relationships. Demi is so worried about what people think.
Hannah G gets a date card. She and Dylan go to a kid’s birthday party. Mexico is a beautiful country with many amazing places to go and things to do and THIS is what the producers come up with??? No offense to the birthday kid but come on ABC!!! Dylan tells HG he loves her and she says it back.
Back at the resort Connor really wants Whitney to arrive. He and Whitney hit it off at Chris and Krystal’s wedding and he can’t stop thinking about her. He can’t see her arriving so he leaves. Mere moments later Whitney arrives! They passed each other on the road! Whitney decides to leave to go after Connor. She goes to Connor’s hotel and he’s so excited to see her! They kiss.
Tayshia has JPJ put on a speedo (he chooses denim- gag) so she can draw him like Jack drew Rose in Titanic. They have so much fun together!
Chris is all in his head and unsure about Katie.
It’s time for the Cocktail Party before the Rose Ceremony. The men are giving out roses this week. Chris Harrison cancels the cocktail party so they move straight to the Rose Ceremony.
Luke (totally forgot he was even there!!!) offers his rose to Bri who TURNS HIM DOWN! CH says “This has never happened before. Is there anyone else who’d like Luke’s rose tonight? Anyone??” BLESS!!! Luke goes home. Matt—>Bri. Dylan—>HG. JPJ—>Tayshia. Chase—>Angela. Clay—>Nicole. Demi—>Kristian. Chris—>Katie. Sydney, Rev, and Haley go home.
The next day CH arrives and gathers everyone together. He says BIP is over. No more rose ceremonies. Time to have the make it or break it conversations.
Matt talks to Bri. She says she can’t see this going further and leaves. I don’t think they even hug!Chase and Angela break up.HG & Dylan decide to go to Fantasy Suites.Clay & Nicole decide to go to Fantasy Suites.JPJ & Tayshia talk. JPJ says he’s in love with Tayshia. Tay says I want to get there but I’m not there yet. JPJ walks away. Tay runs after him crying and saying I’m sorry. They hug and cry. I cry. He says goodbye and they leave separately. Demi & Kristian decide to go to Fantasy Suites.Chris & Katie talk. Chris is in tears because he’s so unsure but they decide to go to Fantasy Suites.
Only 4 couples left! Can’t wait for next week! And especially the reunion!!! Until then BBs xoxo🌹

Bachelor in Paradise Week 6 Night 1

CSP decided to take a nap so I jumped at the chance to watch Week 6 Night 1!!! We pick up with porn stacheless Dean asking Caelynn if she will leave Paradise with him! And go where exactly? The man lives in a van!!! So Cae goes and talks to Connor, who is practically begging her not to leave. She then goes back to a v v charming Dean. And decides to go with him. They make out a bit then she goes around telling everyone goodbye. POOR Connor!!!
Chris gets a date card so he and Katie leave for their date. Meanwhile Connor is crying over Caelynn and Blake comforts him. Say what you will about Blake but he does show up for his friends.
Chris and Katie go to Fake Dinner and talk about their relationship. Chris assures Katie that they are in a good place. She’s beaming she is so happy. Then a wedding parade comes by with sparklers and music and it looks so fun! They join in.
The next day Matt is trying to decide between Sydney and Bri. Revian (WHO???) arrives with a date card. She talks to ALL the guys then finally asks Connor to go out with her. They go on a segway tour around town then make out. One minute he’s saying he was so bummed about Caelynn then the next he’s macking on Rev’s face!
Demi gets a date card but she’s conflicted because she hates PDA and Kristian is a very touchy, feely person. Kristian touches all the other girls when they talk and Demi is a bit jealous and feeling insecure. Their date is with some Mexican natives who perform a sacred ceremony meant to strengthen their relationship. It’s really beautiful. After, they talk and Kristian reassures Demi that it’s all ok and Demi IS enough, despite her insecurities that she’s not.
Back at the resort, JPJ asks Tayshia to prom. They both get all dressed up. I’m really starting to get concerned for Tayshia’s boobs. Tayshia is sporting some serious boobage but very rarely seems to wear anything with any support! She better watch out before she ends up with knee knockers!!! Anyway, JPJ leads Tayshia to this cabana he’s decorated for prom with balloons. He’s thought of everything! There’s champagne and he has a corsage for Tay and crowns for them to be king and queen of prom. A saxophone player arrives and they dance. Then the other couples join them. Tayshia is totally delighted! Who wouldn’t be?!? She never was asked to prom and happened to mention it to JPJ. SO sweet!!!
Blake is hit with inspiration and writes up a date card for Kristina. He sets up the treehouse with all these candles and snacks and pillows. Kristina arrives and instantly shuts. Him. Down. She tells him she just can’t get there with him. She leaves him in tears and then leaves Paradise all together. Black does a tearful interview then decides to leave too. Don’t they pack up their stuff? I mean they show the people leaving in the SUVs in their bathing suits and flip flops. I’d want my stuff!!!
And that’s it until tomorrow! Or Friday if CSP doesn’t nap tomorrow! Ha!!! Till then BBs….xo🌹

Bachelor in Paradise Week 5 Night 2

Week 5 Night 2: With Derek’s exit, everyone is taking a careful look at their own relationships. Chase (who??) arrives with his sights set on Angela. Apparently they met at Chris and Krystal’s wedding. Chase wastes no time dilly dallying and asks Angela on his date. She agrees to go. EVERYONE on the beach is talking about the whole Clay/Angela/Nicole thing. I’m honestly over it. Clay and Angela dated for 8 months, not 8 years!!!
Meanwhile, Blake’s freaking out about not having a love connection. Then all the sudden he decides he wants to give it a shot with Kristina again. He tells Kristina who says “Let’s see if you feel the same way tomorrow”.
Cocktail Party: Sydney is DYING for Matt to kiss her. Matt’s all in his head about kissing her so he’s sweating like a whore in church! So much so that JPJ has to wipe him down! Matt finally kisses Sydney and the whole beach rejoices!
Chris asks Katie to be his exclusive girlfriend. Yay!
Clay asks Angela to talk. They FINALLY hash things out so we can all move on from this non drama!
Blake and Kristina talk more about their relationship and he declares he’s all in for her. We shall see!
Rose Ceremony–Nicole gives her rose to Clay Angela–>ChaseKristian–> DemiHG–> DylanKatie–> Chris (who under his name and age the ABC producers put “NOT Gerard Butler” Bahahahaha!!!! He does look like Gerard!!! SO funny!!!Haley–> Luke SCaelynn–> ConnorSydney–> Matt Tayshia–> JPJ (wiggity what??? She even says to him “there are plenty of fish in the sea but you’re the only fish I see.” She let Derek leave and is all about JPJ now??? I’m befumbled (as Hannah B would say)!!! )Kristina–> Blake
This means Mike is going home and I feel so badly for him. He’s such a good guy! He needs me to be his dating coach!
The next day Brie arrives with a date card. She asks Blake and they have a fairly long conversation. Long enough for Kristina to really sweat it out!! But in the end he says no! Yay! Brie then asks Matt to go, who says yes. Sad for Sydney. Matt and Brie go surfing then make out on the beach. What happened to not kissing on the first date Matt??? Ugh.
Back at the resort….Dean arrives sans mustache. Good to see that ugly piece of hair go! Everyone is speculating over why he’s there. Dean asks Caelynn to talk. Connor is all nervous. Dean tells Caelynn he wants to be with her and asks her to leave Paradise with him TODAY! Boom!
And that’s it until next week BBs! Next week looks good!!! xo 🌹