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Bachelor in Paradise Week 4 Parts 1 & 2

BBs, y’all better sit down, because this is gonna get juicy!!! Also, I couldn’t watch part 1 yesterday so this is a Part 1 & 2 combo deal for you!

Part 1

Kendall makes a beeline to Joe and they go off and talk, and argue, and talk some more. Kendall says she needs closure, but also that she still loves Joe and misses him. Joe then brings Serena up to speed and says he’s over Kendall and wants to pursue Serena.

Noah and Abigail patch things up.

Kenny and Tia come back from their date and Mari grabs Kenny right away. WHY is this 40 year old dude such a hot commodity??? I do not get it. Mari tells Kenny she still has feelings for him. Kenny says can we talk tomorrow? Demi is fuming the whole time. Then Kenny and Demi chat and Demi pulls a desperate move and asks him to go to the Boom Boom Room. He turns her down. Whew. Demi is pissed but girl, you’re better than that!

Next Day

Natasha and Brendan are getting along really well and she’s really into their relationship. Then….Pieper arrives. UGH I Hate spelling her name. Her parents should be flogged!!! WHY the extra E I ask you??? Anyway, Pieper has a date card. She doesn’t chat up the boys or even look at anyone but Brendan. Pieper asks Brendan to go and he can’t say yes fast enough. Now, remember a couple weeks ago the rumor was that Brendan and Pie were dating in real life before Paradise. Well, I’d say this cements that theory!!!

Brendan goes through the motions of pulling Natasha to make sure she’s ok with him going off with Pie. He says he wants to explore relationships with both ladies. Natasha is understandably upset.

Brendan and Pieper go to Fake Dinner and Brendan’s wearing a mock turtleneck. WHAT is it with the winter wear in Mexico in Summer Brendan??? SO odd. And, your boy is sitting there sweating buckets! Try a crew neck, pardner! Brendan says he and Pie are super casual, but Pie seems to think otherwise and says they are dating. Then Brendan says he navigated it so he’d be in Paradise when Pie arrived. Pieper says Brendan is my boyfriend. SUS!!!! So basically Brendan admits to playing Natasha for weeks just for her roses. Scum!!!

Next Day

Everyone at the resort is all abuzz talking about Brendan and Pieper and poor Natasha. Natasha pulls Pieper to talk and realizes that Brendan’s been lying the whole time about the seriousness of his relationship with Pie. Then Nat & Brendan talk and Brendan has the NERVE to say “What other options did you have that I kept you from?” I mean!!! What’s the point of all this B&P??? TV time? A free trip to Mexico?? UGH. Next thing you know, the camera cuts to B&P and they are seriously talking about their Insta followers and being is US Weekly! Sidebar: I was actually following Pie but NO MORE SIS!!!!

Part 2

Demi is working HARD to keep Kenny’s attention. Hard. Meanwhile, Titus Burgess (from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) arrives to be the guest host. I LOVED him on Kimmy but he falls flat here IMO. He announces there’s a VIP party tonight but only some of the group can go. Becca, Aaron, Noah (with his 32 Claire’s Boutique necklaces), Abigail, Kenny, Jessenia, Chris, Riley, Deandra, James, Thomas, and Demi are invited.

VIP Party

All the girls left behind are all up in their own heads about what could be happening at the party. Some are even crying! At the party, Titus arrives and says he has VIPs coming who may join the house. 4 women come in: Chelsea , Alana (who??), Alaya (sp?) (also, WHO???), and McKenna. They mingle with the people but Chris immediately grabs Alana and they go out in the breezeway and make out! Jessenia goes looking for Chris and sees the whole scene. Then Chris and Alana go back to the dance floor and full on make out right in front of Jessenia some more. Jessenia (who left Ivan for Chris) gets upset and leaves the party.

Next Day

Mari sits Kenny down and says she’s all in. Kenny says he has strong feelings for Mari. He then relays this info to Demi who is so upset because she had sex with Kenny.

Jessenia is crushed by the events of the prior night and Chris is moping around the resort like he feels bad about how he treated Jessenia. Alana arrives with a date card and of course asks Chris. Chris tries to talk to Jessenia but she sends him away. Way to go Jess! Chris and Alana go zip lining and then try awkwardly to make out on a sofa while dogs eat their fruit tray! Ha! Back at the resort everyone is on Team Jessenia and hates Chris now.

Chelsea arrives with a date card and takes Aaron. They go horseback riding, have a picnic and make out. Becca (who had been flirting with Aaron) then gets a date card. Becca asks Tammy if it’s ok if she takes Thomas. Tammy says yes then goes off crying when it happens. Becca and Thomas go to Fake Dinner then make out.

Chris and Alana get back from their date. Joe, Riley, and Jessenia confront Chris and tell him he needs to leave because it’s obvious he and Alana had a connection prior to Paradise. Chris goes to talk to Alana and says he’s leaving. Alana decides to leave too. They leave but they don’t leave together. Bye!

Now, WHY OH WHY isn’t everyone putting Pieper and Brendan on blast like they did with Chris and Alana??? Curious.

Until next week BBs!!! xo 🌹

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Bachelor in Paradise Week 3 Part 2

Week 3 Part 2 picks up with Thomas and Aaron arguing on the beach over Tammy. Tammy pulls Aaron to talk but doesn’t get a word in edgewise because Aaron is PISSED!!!! Tammy decides to pursue Thomas.

Chasen gives Deandra this HUGE hideous necklace! It’s so big it looks like a bike chain hanging around her neck. They just met yesterday mind you. Deandra gives her bracelet back to Karl. Now Karl and Chasen are arguing on the beach over Deandra! Oy!

Tre decides Tahzjuan isn’t the one for him so he leaves.

Lance Bass says his time in Paradise is over then announces a new comer, Becca the Bachelorette. It’s the first time a Bachelorette has ever been to paradise.

Tahzjuan decides to leave.

All the uncoupled guys SWARM on Becca like bees!

Rose Ceremony

Natasha gives her rose to Brendan

Maurissa to Riley

Serena to Joe

Abigail to Noah

Jessenia to Chris

Tammy to Thomas

Demi to Kenny

Mari to James

Deandra to IVAN!!!! WHAT?!?!? This is out of left field but I am here for it!!!

Becca to Aaron

Going home are Karl, Chasen, and Poor Connor B the Cat Man

The next day Tia arrives with a date card and some major eyelash extensions!!! She chats up the guys and asks Kenny on her date. Much to Demi’s chagrin, Kenny says yes. Mari immediately yells at Demi “That’s payback!!!” Simmer down Mari.

Abigail is worried about her relationship with Noah. They have a chat about it and break up.

Tia and Kenny are out walking on a beach when they are approached by 2 women and a man. The strangers ask if they’d like to play volleyball? Then the strangers STRIP NAKED!!! After much deliberation, Tia takes her top off and Kenny goes naked too. They play volleyball then make out.
Meanwhile, Demi is talking a big game but I think she’s worried about losing Kenny.

Kendall arrives talking about how she misses Joe. Some of the guys stand up to introduce themselves to her but she makes a bee line to Joe.

And that’s it until next week BBs! Things are getting messy in Paradise!!! xo 🌹

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Bachelor in Paradise Week 3 Part 1

Week 3 Part 1

BBs, this week starts out with everyone wondering where Riley and Maurissa are after they got back so late from their date! They’re in the Boom Boom Room people!!!

Chris (WHO???) and Chasen (ugh) arrive at the same time and have a double date card. They are already bros. They start chatting up the women then Chris chooses Jessenia and Chasen chooses Deandra for their double dates. The group goes to see an intimacy guru (which is quite forward for a first date ABC!!!). The men are told to blow air all over the ladies’ bodies and then they all act out positions from the Kama Sutra!!! I mean!!!

Mari tells Kenny she wants to be open to go out on dates. Kenny is not happy with this information. But then Demi pulls Kenny to talk and they make out. So don’t cry for Kenny, Argentina. Mari sees this and starts crying. She clearly wants to be able to make out with other people, but not let Kenny do the same!

Connor and Tahz are chatting when T tells Connor that Maurissa and Riley slept in the BBR last night! Poor Connor is devastated!!!

Natasha is frustrated that Brendan hasn’t even kissed her yet and it’s been a week! Lance Bass tells Nat to make the first move so she gives Brendan a massage and Brendan kisses her! Yay!

Joe gets a date card and takes Serena. They go to this dark room where there’s a Fake Dinner set up inside a Lucha Libre wrestling ring! They chat about wanting to be exclusive and then they don Lucha Libre gear and wrestle and make out.

Jessenia comes back from her date with Chris and breaks up with Ivan. Big mistake Jess! HUGE!!! Karl asks Deandra to chat because he has something to give her. They sit down and IMMEDIATELY Chasen interrupts trying to pull Deandra away. SO rude!!! Over and Over Chasen keeps showing up and lingering and poor Karl is just trying to give her this bracelet. So sad. In the end she walks away with Chasen.

Later there’s a bonfire and everyone is sitting around chatting. Demi brings out a birthday cake for Kenny and everyone sings. Then Demi takes Kenny up to a shelter where she’s hung a pinata and a Happy birthday sign for him. The pinata is full of condoms, natch. They make out some more. Mari gets ENRAGED and throws the cake into the bonfire! Mari confronts Demi, then Kenny, yet she still can’t see how this was of her own making!

Meanwhile, Thomas is putting the moves on Tammy. He says he wants to kiss her so she literally kisses him then straddles him on this daybed!!! Poor Aaron is watching the whole thing.

Demi takes Kenny to the BBR.

The next day is the Rose Ceremony. Women have the roses and 4 men are leaving.
During the cocktail party portion Aaron and Thomas are arguing on the beach.

And that’s where we leave off until tomorrow BBs!!! xo 🌹

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Bachelor in Paradise Week 2 Part 2

Week 2 Part 2! This week the ladies have the roses.

Lance Bass arrives to host this week. He sits down with the girls over mimosas.

Thomas arrives. UGH. He gets a date card from Lance. Thomas is a pretty man, though, but what a snake!!!

Thomas greets everyone but NONE of the guys from his season say a word. You can cut the tension with a knife! Thomas chats up the women and constantly talks about how big he is and his height and how he’s just a big teddy bear. Over and over. WE GET IT. You’re tall!!!

Thomas asks Serena on his date. She accepts, but goes and tells Joe about it before she leaves. Joe is so bummed.

Serena and Thomas go play on water toys and kiss. Serena is talking about how gorgeous Thomas is.

Meanwhile Riley arrives. Tahzjuan is ALL aflutter over him. Girl does NOT know how to act! It’s hilarious!!! Riley chats up all the women. Tahzjuan is really wanting to go on the date. But Riley chooses Maurissa for the date. Connor says he’s not worried, but he sure looks worried.

Thomas and Serena are on a beach picnic. She asks why all the guys hate him. Thomas is pretty honest about it, but he looks ridiculous in his tiny peach shorts. They go back to the resort and Serena seeks out Joe to talk. She tells Joe that she told Thomas that he needs to pursue other women. YAY!!!

Then Aaron, Tre, James, and Karl sit down to talk with Thomas. Thomas apologizes to all the guys and he’s sounds really sincere. I don’t buy it though. Because he spent some time on his date trashing Tre!!!

Serena tells the girls about Thomas talking about Tre so Tahzjuan sets off to find Tre and let him know. Thomas said Tre is emotionally immature. Not nice. So Tre goes and tells Thomas that they are no longer speaking.

Maurissa comes out ready for her date with Riley all dolled up. Connor keeps saying he’s ok but he looks seriously worried now. Riley and Maurissa go to a cafe where Lance Bass is waiting. There’s all this disgusting “food” like nose and feet and tongue. They have to answer a question from Lance or eat the nasty stuff. They play along and end up making out.

Back at the resort, Tahz decides to give it a go with Tre even though she was seriously crushing on Riley.

Natasha feels like something is missing with Brendan. There’s no chemistry.

At Fake Dinner, Riley and Maurissa are talking about how she REALLY needs reassurance & Riley says he can provide that.

Back at the resort, poor Connor is waiting up for Maurissa. But she comes back with Riley and they go to the Boom Boom Room!!! Poor, poor Connor.

Until next week my BBs!!! xo 🌹

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Bachelor in Paradise Week 2 Part 1

Welcome to Week 2 Part 1 BBs!!! First of all, the Almost Paradise theme song is back! Wooo!!!

Demi arrives chock full of confidence and gets a date card from David Spade. She chats up some of the guys and makes a big splash on the beach with her arrival. Demi asks Brendan on her date and he accepts. Natasha is BUMMED!!! Demi and Brendan go ride jet skis and appear to have a bunch of fun! They sit on the beach to talk and make out. Immediately after they kiss, Brendan tells Demi he wants to talk to other girls & “we’ll see if our paths cross again”. Demi is super bummed feeling rejected by Brendan! Her anger is brewing!

Back at the resort, rumors are FLYING that Brendan is actually in a relationship with Pieper!!!

Victoria P is chatting with James but can’t remember his name and keeps referring to him as Jordan. COME ON VP- it’s not a hard name to remember!!!

Karl brings in a date card for Jessenia, who asks Ivan to go. At their Fake Dinner they are getting along so well and bond over talking about race. I love that even on a frivolous show like BiP, ABC doesn’t cut out the deeper conversations. Ivan tells Jessenia his rose is for her. They are too cute!!!

Demi comes back to the resort PISSED & in short order finds out about the Pieper rumor.

Brendan walks in after Demi (which was weird. Plus it’s night now, what have they been doing???) and sits down next to her. Brendan says there’s no relationship with Pieper. Interesting….. the whole beach is buzzing about the triangle.

Natasha pulls Brendan for a chat. Brendan says he has the strongest connection with Natasha. Brendan & Natasha go walking down the beach in front of Demi. Demi is in tears (of frustration more than anything else I bet) because she’s in jeopardy.

Meanwhile, Tammy is saying that Victoria P is manipulative AND that she has a boyfriend back home!!!

Next Day-

It’s the first Rose Ceremony tonight and with the addition of Demi, there are 4 women going home.

Serena C (when did she even get here??) goes and kisses Aaron, who’s been canoodling with Tammy. This doesn’t sit well with Tammy so she goes and jumps on top of Aaron and they make out.

Tahzjuan gets all upset when she sees Victoria L (the goddess) talking to Tre so she confronts her about it. This sends Victoria over the edge and now she’s crying.

Tammy tells James that Victoria P has a country singer boyfriend back home. James then asks Kelsey about the boyfriend because Kels lives in Nashville like VP. James confronts VP who is BIG TIME defensive and talking in circles. Then VP goes and confronts Tammy & Kelsey about it but won’t let T or K talk. VP then tells James goodbye and leaves Paradise. She admits in the car that she has love at home. She’s acting like she got one over on everyone. Weird.

Now Demi and Kels are battling for James’ rose.

Rose Ceremony

Since VP left, 3 women are going home. Wells officiates.

Ivan gives his rose to Jessenia

Noah to Abigail

Joe to Serena P

Connor to Maurissa

Tre to Tahzjuan

Karl to Deandra

Brendan (who’s sporting a short sleeve dark mustard colored mock turtleneck in Mexico in the summer heat!!!) to Natasha

Aaron to Tammy

Kenny to Mari

Then, just as James gets called up to hand out his rose, Kelsey is a sweaty mess and she’s fanning herself and saying she may pass out. They get her a cool towel and some water and she feels better in a few. Demi feels like it’s a ploy to get James to notice Kels. Who knows???

James to Demi (sorry Kels! )

Going home- Victoria L the goddess, Serena C, and Kelsey.

See you BBs back here in a mere 24 hours!!!
xo 🌹

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Bachelor in Paradise Season 7 Premiere

BBs!!! It’s time for my favorite guilty pleasure, I mean, show of the Bachelor franchise- Bachelor in Paradise! Or BIP, if you will. It’s the season 7 premiere and in place of Chris Harrison, we have David Spade as our host! My only complaint so far- where is the Almost Paradise theme song?!?! It was so perfectly cheesy!!!

Let’s get into the cast for this season:



Karl (UGH)

Serena P




Victoria (was Queen, now self proclaimed Goddess)


Kenny (40 years old, arrives nakey as a jay bird!)

Kelsey (the girl who sprayed champagne all up her nose and over her face on Peter’s season)

Connor B (Cat man)


Grocery Store Joe (💜)

Abigail (first deaf Bachelor contestant. Too sweet for BIP)







Wells Adams (the bartender)

Immediately, Joe is having second thoughts about being here. After everyone arrives and starts drinking, David gathers everyone and has Wells explain the rules. There are 10 guys and 12 girls this week and the guys have the roses. You must be in a “relationship” by the rose ceremony or you get sent home.

That night Abigail gets the first date card. Yay! She takes Noah (who’s thankfully shaved his pornstache!!!) and they go to Fake Dinner in a place that’s surrounded by tons of pinatas. Abigail warns Noah she likes to move slow. Good luck with that in Paradise, girl! But Noah moves in for a kiss and they make out. So much for moving slow!

David checks in with Wells and finds out that that night sees the most makeouts of any season’s first night! Who’s kissing who?

Connor & Maurissa

Mari & Kenny

Aaron & Tammy

Tahzjuan & Tre

Abigail & Noah

Joe & Serena

They all think they got the first kisses in paradise! Ha! Sidebar, Tahzjuan actually went out on a date with Tre’s uncle and kissed him! SO weird!!!

The next morning Demi arrives (love Demi!!!) with a date card. But we’ll have to see who she takes on the date next week because that’s it for this episode!!!
xo 🌹

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Bachelorette Finale

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It’s the finale BBs!!! I managed to stay away from social media long enough to watch the finale today without spoilers!

We have Kaitlyn and Tayshia in coordinating metallic lamé dresses hosting After the Final Rose. We cut back and forth between AFR and New Mexico. In NM, Katie is devastated over Greg’s departure. Justin and Blake (ew) are the only guys left now. Kaitlyn & Tayshia tell J&B about Greg leaving and that they will be able to go straight to Fantasy Suites.

Blake is up first. The day part of the date is Blake and Katie winging water balloons with food coloring (??) in them at each other. Then they got in a hot tub for a bit.

Fake Dinner

Blake tells the story about when he realized he was in love with Katie. Not a v romantic story. It was when K scored a goal in street hockey. Told ya. Blake is verbally fumbling around then finally says I f’n love you to Katie. She says I f’n love you too. Swoon! So romantic!!! 😂

Now, keep in mind it’s been a mere 24 hours since Katie was DEVASTATED over Greg! But she’s in love with Blake?? Hmmm. I’m no Blake fan but this feels forced.

The next day Katie says goodbye to Justin. Justin takes it really well and is v classy about it. Cut to AFR when Justin is in the hot seat. He’s in tears. Says he feels like he was just still there by default. 😢 But things end well enough because they show a montage of Justin’s facial expressions and it is hilarious! And he leaves on good terms with Katie.

Back in New Mexico Blake gets to meet Katie’s mom and aunt. Mom is supportive enough, but Aunt Lindsey is TOUGH on Blake AND Katie. It’s hilarious how she just skewers Blake. Aunt Lindsey is a treasure!!! Blake is all stressed out because of the aunt.

A couple days later, a V V nervous Blake sits down to look at rings with Tayshia. Blake is stressed and nervous and unsure. Meanwhile Katie is getting dressed & ready for an engagement. If I were a betting woman I’d put my money on there NOT being an engagement.

Katie’s in a low cut green dress with sheer panels and she looks pretty, but like a figure skater. She’s walking to their engagement area getting the dress all dusty.

Tayshia and Kaitlyn show up to greet Blake and Tayshia says “This could be a fantasy ending for Katie or a COMPLETE NIGHTMARE.” Oh the drama!!!

Blake says “This is a scary day”. FOREBODING!!!

Blake arrives and walks up to Katie. Katie gives her speech then Blake gives his. He drops to one knee and, to my astonishment, proposes!!! She says yes and they hop on horses and ride away!

Back to AFR

Greg comes out to the hot seat. Katie comes out to confront Greg and walks right past him and sits down. No hug. She is PISSED. And, should she be? I mean, didn’t she find her person with Blake (ew) and now she’s supposedly all happy and engaged??

Katie says Greg was never ready for an engagement and “You used me for the exposure and the acting practice!” and “When Greg left, so did everything I felt for him”. WOW. I mean!!! Greg looks all blindsided and he apologizes over and over but K is NOT swayed!!! If I were Blake (ew), I’d be feeling pretty weird about the whole thing!!!

And that’s it until next week when we are in Paradise BBs!!! BTW, Thomas is there! UGH!!! xo🌹

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Bachelorette Week 9

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It’s time for Hometowns BBs!! With Michael’s departure last week we only have 3 hometowns.


Blake is from Canada so he (or rather some poor production assistants) set up a Faux Canada where he and Katie drink syrup, and play darts and hockey.

That night Katie and Blake go meet up with his family. Blake’s mom in tight leather pants!!! His sister and brother are there too. He admits he hasn’t told K he loves her yet.


Justin is from Baltimore so they eat crabs and ride in a horse drawn carriage.

Justin’s parents couldn’t come so his 2 best friends are there. Each BFF sits down with K to chat. Justin also hasn’t said I love you yet but at the end of the night he says he’s falling in love to K.


Boy, Katie sure does trust that these guys are strong because she runs and jumps on each one when greeting them!!! Greg is from New Jersey so they eat Italian Ice and pork rolls, go fake surfing, and play basketball (something he did with his late father). At the end of their day date Greg even makes it fake rain on them!

Greg’s Mom, brother, and best friend have come for Hometowns. Greg tells all three he’s totally in love and Katie is the one!!! At the end of the night he tells K he loves her and she doesn’t/can’t (??) respond the way he wants. Things get really awkward. Greg’s super frustrated and K doesn’t/can’t give him much reassurance.

The next day Greg goes to Katie’s room to tell her he’s leaving. They argue a bit about the night before and Greg is just spiraling. He’s in tears and practically begging for K to quit the show and run off with him. Meanwhile K seems a bit cold and standoffish, though she is shedding a few tears. I don’t understand what’s holding her back! Justin?? Please, they don’t like each other enough for this. Blake??? Good Lort I hope not!!!

Greg says he’s done and walks out. After a beat, K follows him to the pool area where he’s sitting. She asks him to stay and G says I’m not happy here. I’m done here. And he walks away! K goes up to her bathroom and cries. Kaitlyn arrives to talk and K says she just wants to go home.

And that’s the end of the show! They say next week is the season finale so we’re not seeing the typical Fantasy Suites/ last dates/ meet her parents days we normally see!

Until then my BBs!!! xo 🌹

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Bachelorette Week 8

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Week 8!!! I thought it was going to be Hometowns (which in Covid land is just the conference room at the resort)! But instead we get Men Tell All. BUT! Before we get to that ABC has to rip our hearts out. Michael is on a FaceTime call with his 4 year old son James when James says “Daddy left because he doesn’t want to see me!” OH MY HEART!!! Poor Michael looks gut punched and almost immediately heads to Katie’s room to chat.

In Katie’s room Michael tells K what happened with James and that he needs to go home. Now, I think Michael is an amazing dad and a great guy but what harm would come to James if Michael stays with K another week or two really? He’s only 4. He’s not going to remember. Just my 2 cents.

Katie seems to take Michael’s leaving HARD. She’s crying all her mascara off and saying she’s pissed and hurt. Are you though? As much as I think Michael is fabulous and would treat any woman like a QUEEN, I just don’t see a spark with the two of them.

Then it’s time for Men Tell All. Michael is there so that explains why ABC showed us his departure. The guys INSTANTLY start arguing about who was there for the right reasons and Karl gets all up in Brendan’s face and it’s the most I’ve heard Brendan speak all season! BTW, where’s Thomas???

Kaitlyn and her lip fillers and Tayshia bring Connor Cat Man up to the hot seat to discuss his “trash kissing”. Poor Connor even says when he got home he texted ex girlfriends to ask if he was a trash kisser. Poor guy! Then! Out of nowhere a girl from the audience stands up and declares she wants to find out if Connor really IS a bad kisser!!! She comes down to the stage and doesn’t even say a word- just lays one on Connor! They kiss multiple times and stranger lady says Connor is an 11 out of 10! Way to get redemption Cat Man!!!

Katie comes out and accidentally calls Aaron by Thomas’ name! Then lo and behold Thomas is there. But not really. He shows up via Zoom. Lame.

Connor sings a song about bromance and that’s basically it! Fairly non-eventful. But I do have to say that this is a good bunch of guys. I wonder who will make it to Paradise???

Until next week my BBs!!! xo 🌹

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Bachelorette Week 7

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Week 7 BBs!!!

There are 7 guys left. Kaitlyn and Tayshia start out the show chatting with Katie. Kaitlyn is wearing a belted throw rug as a dress. I swear the stylist on this show is a crackhead. Also, some tea I learned…Blake and Brendan knew each other pre-show!!! WHY does this not come out on the show?? And Blake encouraged Brendan to apply to the show. So why didn’t Blake apply at the same time?? Why wait and come on halfway through?? Boggles the mind!!

Greg 1-1

It’s a HUGE deal that Greg gets a 1-1 this week as these are the last 2 1-1 dates. AND Greg’s already had a 1-1 but Brendan and Mike P the virgin haven’t. Greg and Katie are wearing matching outfits again! Her’s is a horrendous green tshirt that does NOTHING for her. Hear me now- I predict she picks Greg. I’ll be SHOCKED if she doesn’t! Anyway, they go to an area of the resort that’s set up to mimic Seattle, where K is from. They throw fish and play football.

Fake Dinner

Greg tells K he’s falling in love with her. He gets the rose (so he’s definitely going to hometowns) and then they run out into the faux Seattle rain to make out.

Back at the house, Michael A is FaceTiming his son and it’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen!!!

The date card is announced for the Group Date and Brendan is STRUGGLING because his name is on it so he doesn’t get the last 1-1, Mike P the virgin does. So Brendan goes to K’s room. As he’s knocking on her door he applies chapstick! I love it so much!!! He goes in and they chat. Katie says she can’t get there with him in time and sends him home.

Group Date

The guys and Katie go to an “art exhibit” filled with paintings of blooming flowers and dripping fruit and it’s all supposed to be v erotic. Keep in mind the guys may or may not be still withholding from self love from last week’s WOWO challenge. So the guys are tasked to create art pieces with Katie as their muse. OF COURSE Blake’s is completely blacked out because his classless ass can’t be trusted!!! I can not stand that man.

After Party

Blake tells Katie “I’m not in love with you”.

Michael A tells Katie “No one will love you like I can”

Andrew recreates their 1-1 and tells K he’s falling for her. SO sweet!!!

Michael A gets the group date rose.

Mike P 1-1

They walk out to the woods and are joined by a CUDDLE EXPERT. Why is ABC so intent on torturing this poor virgin??? During this cuddle date Mike P compares Katie to his mother. Multiple times. Yikes. Creepy. Before they can even get to Fake Dinner, K walks up to Mike in the woods and she’s crying. Yep, you guessed it, she sends him home. Mike takes it SO graciously! He’s a good guy, you can tell. Just a WEEEEE bit too close to his mom!!!

Rose Ceremony

Blake gets the first rose. GAG. I swear on all that’s good and holy if they make Blake the next Bachelor I will NOT watch!!!

It’s down to Justin (who’s facial expressions crack me up weekly!!!) and Andrew. K gives Justin the last rose!!! NOOOOOOOO! Katie you cotton picking FOOL!!!! Blake over Andrew???? I could slap her face!!!

The next morning Andrew stops by K’s room for a cheerier goodbye. He leaves her with a note. “If you change your mind, I’ll be waiting.” SWOON!!!! So Katie runs after Andrew in her bare feet (on hotel carpet- gross!) and jumps on him in the lobby. Now I’m crying! She asks if he wants to say and he says NO!!! Can you blame him? He says he doesn’t want to delay the inevitable and be right back here in a week or two and he wants her to CHOOSE him. I choose you Andrew!!!! She walks him out and have one last kiss. He’s still single as far as I know, if you want to slide into his DMs!!!

And that’s it until Hometowns next week Bbs!!! Until then!!! xo 🌹