Bless Your Heart
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Category: married life
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For Valentine’s Day CSP got me a Claddagh ring. I’ve always wanted one and I love it so much! The one he got me has an aquamarine instead of the solid silver heart. The aquamarine is the birth stone for March which is our wedding month. Ever since we got married I’ve been wanting…
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Our 10th anniversary is in just a couple weeks. The other night I was trying to get to sleep and was unsuccessful. So I thought I’d go online via my iPhone and see if IKEA had any new products in stock. My eyes were finally starting to droop when I spotted the coolest gift for…
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I caught CSP in bed with another woman. Short. Black hair. Totally the opposite of me. She was just laying there, in the crook of his arm. Looking at me like she belonged there and I was the intruder. Well, I wasn’t going to let her get away with snaking in on my man like…
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I asked CSP who did he take to the prom? I don’t remember was his reply. Who was your first kiss? I don’t remember. Your first date? I don’t remember. Your first hanky panky? Again, I don’t remember. How is this possible? He barely remembers our first date. Or where he puts things. Or what we…
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Vacations (read: experiences) are very important to CSP & me. We’d much rather drive basic cars and have basic furniture and buy basic clothes (I spill too much on myself to have expensive clothes anyway) and spend our money on trips. I’ve even read articles that say there have been studies that show that people…
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Do you have a list? A list of people (usually famous) that you and your spouse/life partner have agreed could have relations with your spouse/life partner and you would let it slide. I had a dream, you know the kind, about Antonio Ballatore. I woke up feeling appropriately ashamed. If you don’t know Antonio, he’s…
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CSP wasn’t feeling so hot last night so we celebrated our anniversary tonight. We went to IKEA first to check out all the new Summer stuff. And sofas. We need a new sofa. And either a love seat or a chair & a half with an ottoman. Apparently they are in the middle of discontinuing…
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Nine years ago today I became Mrs. Cap’n Safety Pants and the world’s happiest girl. In the world. (please forgive the quality of the photo. It was before digital cameras so I took a picture of this picture. The flash made my girls on the left look like they are wearing a different color than…
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A couple weeks ago one of our cordless phones died. A couple days later the other handset died. CSP thought we should just cut off the home phone and use our mobiles. I wasn’t crazy about the idea but I went along with it. We have tons of minutes that we never use on our…
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Over the past couple years I’ve been having trouble coming up with the words I’m trying to say. I might want to say microwave but mattress will come out. Things like that. CSP thinks my “disease” is contagious. Me: I love the way you say Monterey Jack Cheese. “Monterrarry Jack”. CSP: Yeah, well I announciate!…
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