Bachelor in Paradise Week 5 Night 1

Week 5 Night 1. I binged both episodes today so we have a lot to talk about! We start with Angela arriving and Clay and Nicole sweating about it. That Angela’s lips are never not pursed! Nicole goes to talk to Angela and basically tells her to stay away from her man. I’m impressed they are able to have a civilized conversation!
Angela takes Mike on her date. They go to Fake Dinner but they talk about Clay! They still manage to make out though. I wonder if the producers heavily encourage them to make out??
The next day Haley is talking about how she’s really into JPJ. Derek comes and tells Haley JPJ is all in love with Tayshia. Haley then tells JPJ that Derek told her about JPJ’s feelings for Tayshia. JPJ comes clean to Haley, who does not take it well and is all upset crying. She later calls JPJ out a the bar and honestly JPJ is not looking really good here.
Haley and Tayshia talk it out and Derek asks JPJ to talk so they can put all this to bed. Derek and JPJ’s conversation escalates rather quickly and turns into a shouting match. They walk away with no resolution and Tayshia says she’s just over it all.
The next day Matt and Luke S arrive. They have double date cards. Matt asks Sydney (who’s thing is over with Mike, sadly) and Luke asks Kristina on the date. They go to explore a town. No kissing! Luke thinks Kristina is still into Blake and Mike is just shy with Sydney.
Back at the resort, Hannah G and Dylan go to the Boom Boom Room!
JPJ pulls Tayshia to talk. She’s not offering much in the way of encouragement along the lines of their relationship. JPJ starts crying and goes upstairs where he sits and cries and then BLOWS HIS SNOT ONTO THE GROUND!!! I seriously gagged. I knew it was coming so I looked away but the sound made me want to vomit! Guys are SO gross!!!
Tayshia and Derek sit down to talk and she tells him she doesn’t think she can get there with him. Poor Derek! My heart just hurts for him! He reminds me of John Krasinski so I have a soft spot. Too bad Tayshia doesn’t! Derek decides to go home and gives a tearful goodbye.
And that’s it for this episode! See you on the flip side BBs!! xo 🌹

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