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Bachelor in Paradise Week 3 Night 1

Week 3 Night 1. I binge watched both episodes this week but I’ll still post separately as there is a LOT to unpack here. First we pick up with the Jordan and Christian fight. Jordan takes Christian and body slams him down 3 stairs and onto the beach! Who knew Jordan had that in him?? Security breaks it up but Christian keeps breaking away from security and running after Jordan! They finally get the two men separated. Meanwhile Nicole’s all “I was in danger!!!” Girl, please.
Production sits Jordan and Christian down separately and tells them they are going home. No tolerance for violence, as it should be. Although I’ll miss Jordan!
Nicole runs right back to Clay’s open arms. They are making out within an hour of Christian leaving!!!
The Blake/Dylan/ Hannah G love triangle is still going on. Dylan sets up a cute candlelit picnic for HG but then Blake brings in a Mariachi band to one up him. Oy.
Finally we get to the Rose Ceremony! Chris Harrison starts talking but before he can get a sentence out, Onyeka interrupts him and says she’s going home. That’s one less rose for the boys. Here’s who picked who:Demi- Derek, Katie- Chris, Nicole- Clay, Caelynn- Dean, Tayshia- JPJ, Sydney- Mike, HG- Dylan (YAY!!! Although she doesn’t deserve him!!!) Kristina- Blake. WHY???? SO that means Cam, Kevin, and Wills go home.
The next day Demi says about Blake “He’s like a turd that just won’t flush!” Bahahahah!!!! Caitlin (WHO???) arrives. She chooses Blake for her dates. They do tantric yoga then Blake tells Caitlin all about his Bachelor shenanigans and his hookups. She takes it well and next thing you know they are making out in the pool.
Dylan gets a date card and of course asks HG. Blake’s brooding over it. For their date, HG wears a TOTALLY see through black lace dress. I mean, she wears a nude bra and black underwear but there is LITTLE left to the imagination! Dylan tells her over Fake Dinner that he’s falling in love with her (for some reason). She says she’s all in for him. Not exactly the same sentiment there, but she better mean it!!!
The next day Hannah B arrives and pulls Demi aside to talk about Demi’s girl back home. Demi’s still struggling. Then Demi talks to Derek and he’s just the best. He says he understands her struggle but he wants her in his life. Demi then calls for Chris Harrison and the show ends with Demi waiting for CH.
Ominous!!!! See you in a minute BBs!!! xo🌹