Me: Like Puff Daddy Diddy.
Me: My name doesn’t work for those celebrity names like JLo or how Lindsay Lohan is Lilo. I’d be ShaRed. Doesn’t make sense.
Sara: No, that doesn’t work. What was P.Diddy’s name before?
Me: Puffy? Wait, he was Sean Puffy Combs, then Puffy, then Puff Daddy, then Puff Diddy? I think?
Sara: You could be P. Shanny.
Me: (thinking of the spelling of diddy and my name). I could be Shiddy.
Sara: P. Shiddy! Bahahaha! You’re P. Shiddy!
Me: No, wait! That doesn’t sound right!
Sara: Even your Facebook picture looks like you’re taking a P. Shiddy.
*Yeah, I changed that pic out right away!*