Irony Overheard

Scene: sitting in the waiting room at the Eye, Ear, Nose & Throat doctors’ office.  There’s a woman filling out the medical history form.  She’s sitting facing her mother who is 3 feet in front of her.

Daughter: Any hearing loss in our family?

Mother: What?

D:  ANY HEARING LOSS in our family?

M: What did you say?

D: IS THERE ANYONE HARD OF HEARING IN OUR FAMILY?

M: Goodness, no!  We all hear just fine.