I’ve noticed that you’ve made some poor choices lately. Let’s try and get out of that mode. I’ve made a list of things you should avoid or improve upon.
-Clipping your toenails at 3am with a headache and slightly blurred vision will only result in loss of 3 toenails. Are you really surprised? You have terrible aim. And now you have no place for nail polish on your pinky toes and toe #4 on the right foot. Step away from sharp objects after midnight.
-It might be a good idea to shave your legs. You wear a lot of skirts. It’s just nicer for the general public.
-CSP is really concerned about your habit of eating cereal from a cup while driving down the highway. Get up earlier or just eat a protein bar.
-Pay closer attention when cooking and baking. It took CSP forever to dislodge the cake pan you got stuck in the pasta pan.
Thank you for your cooperation.