Dear Self,
I’ve noticed that you’ve made some poor choices lately. Let’s try and get out of that mode. I’ve made a list of things you should avoid or improve upon.
-Clipping your toenails at 3am with a headache and slightly blurred vision will only result in loss of 3 toenails. Are you really surprised? You have terrible aim. And now you have no place for nail polish on your pinky toes and toe #4 on the right foot. Step away from sharp objects after midnight.
-It might be a good idea to shave your legs. You wear a lot of skirts. It’s just nicer for the general public.
-CSP is really concerned about your habit of eating cereal from a cup while driving down the highway. Get up earlier or just eat a protein bar.
-Pay closer attention when cooking and baking. It took CSP forever to dislodge the cake pan you got stuck in the pasta pan.
Thank you for your cooperation.
xoxo,
Shanny
Bless Your Heart 
3 responses to “Notes to self”
Dear Shanny’s self – Tell her to bless her little heart!
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oooh my friend. You made me snort pepsi.
MIA toenails cab be a problem in the summertime. I suggest falsies from target if you feel disabled by being temporarily toenail challenged.
cereal in a cup. suggest to csp that he ride along and feed you the cereal.
LYMI!!!
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That reminds me…I’ve gotta shave, too. Have you ever tried taht “VEET” stuff?
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