Dear America,

I trusted you. I texted the word VOTE to Chris Daughtry’s number and I thought you would too. I’m shocked. Shocked and appalled. I recorded AI so I could zip through to the end. My mom called before I’d seen the results and just said she was so shocked. I though surely, they must have sent Katherine or Taylor home. Elliot was (I thought) the obvious choice. He’s good, but not AI material if you ask me. I honestly thought Seacrest was on drugs when he said Chris. I’ve lost all interest in this show now.
Oh Chris, you were so close. You can still come sing for me!