BBs! We’re already down to 19 men and it’s only the 2nd week!!! They are dropping like flies! Let’s dive in to week 2.
Aaron B. 1-1
Charity picks Aaron B up in a red, vintage Mustang and they go driving around LA. They end up at the foot of the Hollywood sign where they share some champagne and chat. Then they climb down to stand in front of the letters and make out. The whole time Aaron is yelling LET’S GO and while he seems like a nice enough man, this alone makes me want to throat punch him!
At Fake Dinner that night Aaron gets emotional talking about past relationships and being in therapy and I LOVE that he’s in therapy and not afraid to talk about it! Ok, I won’t punch him. He gets the rose.
Back at the house we learn that Adrian has a 1 year old daughter and Brayden enjoys wearing long, dangly statement earrings. Do with that what you will.
Group Date #1
We’re at the beach and the guys thing it’s just a standard beach hang until Jesse arrives and tells them they will be competing in the 4th annual Bachelor Dodgebowl! Brayden keeps talking about that dang 1st impression rose he won and it’s giving me major Christina Mandrell flashbacks and I do not like it one bit!!!
The guys all have to wear neon pink or green speedos and athletic cups. Xavier and long hair Caleb are straight up BEASTS at dodge ball!!! Adrian is named MVP and gets to join the winning pink team at the after party.
After Party
Brayden is soooo physically cute but daggum he says some DUMB stuff!!! He won’t stop putting Adrian down about Adrian being MVP & how Brayden wouldn’t have chosen him. Well, it wasn’t up to you now, was it Brayden??? When it’s Aiden’s turn to chat with Charity, he tells Charity that some guys are there acting like it’s spring break and aren’t taking the process, um, I mean, JOURNEY, seriously. Charity is not happy about this, obvs. John gets the group date. Yay!!!
Group Date #2
Gabby & Rachel are here to help Charity and one of the guys break the Bachelor Nation’s Longest Kiss in History record. First, the guys have to answer a bunch of questions about themselves and their romantic histories. Charity chooses Joey as the winner and they have to beat Sean Lowe’s record of 3 minutes 22 seconds. Charity and Joey kiss for a solid 4 minutes 25 seconds!!! Impressive!!! Joey gets a 1-1 date afterward and all the other guys have to go home to the mansion. On the 1-1 at Fake Dinner, Joey tells Charity that his father came out as gay to his mother when Joey was in kindergarten so they split up. Joey gets the rose.
The next day Jesse tells the guys there’s no cocktail party this week. That instead they are having a bar-b-que with Charity. Brayden says (to the camera) that if he doesn’t hear what he needs to from Charity that he’s going to go home. That his bags are packed. He’s all annoyed by the record breaking kiss from the group date he wasn’t even on!!! Have you not seen the show Brayden??? She is GOING to be kissing other dudes. Get over yourself.
Aiden tells Charity that Brayden called her “classless” when all the guys were talking about the record breaking kiss. Obviously Charity take offense to this. She leaves the bbq.
Rose Ceremony
Charity is wearing a gold beaded dress with beaded arm fringe and ALL I can think of is this lampshade my grandma had that looked JUST like this dress.
Brayden gets the last rose. He’s all upset that Aiden has been talking to Charity about him. Meanwhile, Aiden is all bent that some of the guys (mainly Brayden) aren’t v serious or mature. Brayden is only 24, how mature can he be? I don’t think his brain is even fully developed yet!!!
Going home: Caleb A., John Henry, Josh (sad. I liked him this episode. Didn’t even know he was here!), Kaleb, and Spencer.
And that’s it BBs! Until next week!!! 🌹
Bless Your Heart 