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Bachelorette Week 12

Week 12 Fantasy Suites!


Jojo comes over for a girl chat. Meanwhile Chris Harrison visits the guys and drops off the 1st Fantasy Suites Date Card!


Ivan gets the first date and he’s pumped! Ivan and Tayshia walk to a clearing that’s staged with 2 ice baths. They will be attempting to break the world record for the longest, coldest kiss. They kiss for 6 minutes and 36 seconds, which is about 6 minutes and 30 seconds longer than I’d be able to last in an ice bath! They manage to break the record and then some!!!


That night over Fake Dinner Ivan tells Tay that he’s falling in love with her and she says the same back. Yay!!! Fake Dinner lasts all of about 5 minutes before they are off to the Fantasy Suite, which is an Airstream! Boy is that thing tiny inside! But the set up is v v cute! The next morning they seem to be in good spirits and Ivan says they stayed up all night talking and watched the sun rise.


Zac gets the 2nd FS date. Their day date is body painting and rolling around on a giant canvas and making out. That night Zac tells Tay he loves her and she says she loves him too! WHAT ABOUT IVAN TAY??? Their FS is an actual suite at the La Quinta. It’s beautiful.


Brendan is the last FS date. He arrives wearing a button up Mandarin collar shirt that’s practically a turtleneck. Man loves his neck covered! I’d fall over if I saw him in a deep V!!! Their day date is hanging with Neil Lane trying on wedding jewelry. Poor Brendan is basically mute and sweating profusely through the whole thing! That night over Fake Dinner Brendan admits he’s not healed 100% from his past heartbreak and he’s not ready for marriage yet. So he basically sends himself home. Tay walks him out and says she really thought she’d end up with Brendan at the end! I’m a bit surprised by this because she’s declaring her love all over the place. Poor Brendan is so sad but kudos for not sticking it out just to do it.


The next day Rachel arrives to give advice. After she leaves, Ben (!!!) shows up at CH’s door! Ben tells CH he’s in love with Tay and needs to tell her. That night is a Rose Ceremony. Tay is getting ready for the ceremony in a hugely boobalicious dress. Let’s hope that tape holds Tay!!! JUST before the ceremony, Ben arrives at Tay’s door. She lets him in and they sit down. Ben declares he’s in love with Tayshia. Tay says she needs a minute and walks into another room where she’s talking to producers.


And that’s it for tonight!!! Cliffhanger!!! Back with the finale shortly BBs!!! 🌹