Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

images-7I’ve always prided myself on my clean PG-13 vocabulary.  I’m just not a curser.  I don’t think it’s very ladylike.  Plus my Mom raised us not to curse.  But lately, over the last 6 months or so things have changed.  I’m not proud of it.  I’m cursing like I’m getting paid for it.  I even curse in my head!  And not just the PG-13 cursing- I’m talking F bombs here.  It’s terrible!  I don’t know how to cure myself of it!  I sound like a drunken sailor!   And I’m not a very good curser either since I don’t have a lot of experience, much to the delight of my husband.  CSP is always laughing at me when I try and put together a couple of curse words to zing him with.  It’s no laughing matter!  I can’t be raising a bunch of foul mouthed children!  Guess I better go wash my mouth out with soap!

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5 responses to “Like a Sailor”

  1. Kristie Avatar
    Kristie

    Hahaha…I have a bad potty mouth too. I consider it EMPHASIS during my conversation! :)

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  2. Lisa Reese Avatar

    You are a grown up, you are allowed to say “grown up words”. As long as you done say the F word to a bank teller or the clerk at CVS you are fine!

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  3. Mama Gringa Avatar

    Welcome to my world! This adoption journey has made me a bigger potty mouth then I ever was. It’s terrible. :)

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    1. Shannon Avatar

      We’ll have to control our potty mouths before the kidlets come home!!

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      1. Mama Gringa Avatar

        OMG, yes!!! lol Poor kids won’t know what to think otherwise. :)

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