Like a Sailor

I’ve always prided myself on my clean PG-13 vocabulary.  I’m just not a curser.  I don’t think it’s very ladylike.  Plus my Mom raised us not to curse.  But lately, over the last 6 months or so things have changed.  I’m not proud of it.  I’m cursing like I’m getting paid for it.  I even curse in my head!  And not just the PG-13 cursing- I’m talking F bombs here.  It’s terrible!  I don’t know how to cure myself of it!  I sound like a drunken sailor!   And I’m not a very good curser either since I don’t have a lot of experience, much to the delight of my husband.  CSP is always laughing at me when I try and put together a couple of curse words to zing him with.  It’s no laughing matter!  I can’t be raising a bunch of foul mouthed children!  Guess I better go wash my mouth out with soap!