Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

CSP came in from taking the pugs out to potty.

Kiki just took the biggest dump, you wouldn’t believe it.

Oh yeah?

It’s almost worth showing you.

Then he looked me up and down.

But you’re not wearing pants.

Well, can I see it from the window?  (he was so excited about it I felt like I should humor him a little)

Maybe. 

We craned our necks looking out the kitchen window but we couldn’t see the poo.   So I jokingly suggested….Why don’t you take a picture of it?

CSP got all excited and grabbed the camera.  My husband then went outside and took a picture of a pile of dog crap to show me.  This, this is what 7 years of marriage gets you.  Crap.  Literally.  Don’t worry, I didn’t upload the picture to flickr.  I did look at it though.  And I laughed about it all day.  CSP never ceases to crack me up.

Good Lord we need children.  Except once we get kids home is my husband going to come to me with pictures of their poop?  Shudder to think!

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12 responses to “But you’re not wearing pants”

  1. Lisa Avatar

    I wanna see the poop too!

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  2. Christina Avatar

    Um, I’d like to thank you on behalf of the Internets for not sharing that picture. :-)

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  3. Ani Avatar

    Pretty neat being married to someone who can make you laugh. LOL.

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  4. Nevis Avatar

    I have to agree with Lisa. I think we need to see the poop. You have built it up so much now, it’s like… a let down NOT to see it.

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  5. Shannon Avatar

    Be careful what you wish for! :)

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  6. Michele Lane Avatar

    hmmm Ill vote ummmmmmnothankyouverymuch on the poop. We get enough poop around here from Ms. Paisely.. and usually on the livingroom rug, the brat.

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  7. Tracy Avatar

    Oh, you know he’s going to be so disappointed it wasn’t a blog worthy picture….LOL

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  8. Michelle Avatar

    Ha! That is totally something I would do. Although there is no way my husband would humor me the way you did him. He would be like “No way, no how am I looking at that, and stop talking about it. It’s gross!” You’re a good wife!

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  9. Lisa Avatar

    Goo Golly Girly..you have in in tears ( again) …..I took a picture of Belle Pooping the other day. she looked so cute with her hunch back looking around as she did her buisness….I won;t post it though..a girls needs her privacy right?

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  10. kris Avatar

    show us the poo… come on ….

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  11. Nevis Avatar

    C’mon! Cave in from peer pressure!

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  12. whimsicalchaos Avatar
    whimsicalchaos

    lol… I can’t stop laughing at the mental picture of him going out and taking a photo of pooh lol

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