The teeniest pug in the world turned 1 year old today! I can’t believe she’s an adult now! My baby Kea is all grown up! *That’s Jon holding her, not the unabomber. He has a new love of hoodies.

Picture it: Walmart, small town America, Friday night (what exciting lives we lead). We’re walking past the clothing section on our way to the grocery part when I notice a man standing very close to the mirror in the ladies department. He’s got his nose all smooshed over to one side and is popping zits.…