Bless Your Heart

Picture it: Walmart, small town America, Friday night (what exciting lives we lead). We’re walking past the clothing section on our way to the grocery part when I notice a man standing very close to the mirror in the ladies department. He’s got his nose all smooshed over to one side and is popping zits. In public! He’s so engrossed with his task and is working with such concentration that I’m able to catch up with Jon, point the zit popper out to him, and Jon has time to look over at the guy and say “Nice”. All the while the zit popper is STILL going at it! Dude, we can see you! You are not invisible!