WHEW BBs! This week was a DOOZY!!! Let’s dive right in! It’s day 15 of paradise. Hannah and Jesse gather the group for the next relationship test- Buried Treasure. One half of each couple will be locked in a treasure chest with some directions and a walkie talkie. Their partner then will have to follow their directions to complete tasks to find the 5 keys it takes to unlock the treasure chest. They have 30 minutes to complete the mission.
Alexe, Brian, Dale, Keith, Bailey, and Lea fail the mission. But Lea scores extra points from me because stray dogs follow her around. Cute! Also, why do none of these people know what a spigot is and some of them are calling it a SPY-got??? Hilarious! Allyshia and Spencer are the only people to finish the mission so it’s between them who wins the date. Later, Jesse announces Spencer and Jess win the date & they can’t be sent home.
At the cocktail party tomorrow, everyone will have to vote on the two women/couples to send home.
It’s Jeremy’s birthday. Bleh. I still don’t like him, but happy birthday or whatever. There’s cake and everyone sings and jumps in the pool. Later, Lea admits to Jonathon that she’s upset she didn’t meet her person in paradise.
Next Day
Everyone is strategizing about who to vote to send home. Brian hears Sean saying Brian needs to go. Brian pulls Sean to chat about it and Sean LIES about what he JUST said on camera! Do they forget they are being recorded??? Sean’s running around trying to get everyone to strategize but no one is interested.
Jess and Spencer go on their date. It’s a tantric yoga session, then they have charcuterie by a pool.
Back at the resort, Sean is still campaigning. He has a name for it- Parliament of Paradise. He asks all the guys to meet up but only 2 show up. Funny!
Cocktail Party
Kat asks Dale to be her boyfriend. He says yes. Funny, because just today I read an article that Kat had snuck in an iPad to communicate with a secret boyfriend. Then WHY go on the show and make out with Dale??? UGH.
Allyshia sits down with Bailey, Parisa, & Alexe. Allyshia is upset because she’s been hearing whispers of eliminating her and she trusted these ladies. They reassure her.
Sean pulls Kat to talk and says he feels betrayed because they are super tight, good friends, but she’s not admitting to it to other people, and is Kat plotting to eliminate Sean? Sean asks her Are we better friends than other people here? (a really hard question to answer, honestly) and Kat hesitates, which is all Sean needs to know. Sean snaps and starts raising his voice and cursing so Kat leaves the conversation. Sean then tells the camera (later in an interview I assume) that Kat is everything you think she is and he should have never defended her and she doesn’t give a %$&! about anyone but herself.
Everyone then votes for the couples to send home.
Rose Ceremony
Jess gives her rose to Spencer. Alexe to Andrew. Bailey to Jeremy. Kat to Dale. Kathy to Keith.
Then, just as Jesse is about to announce who gets the final rose, Allyshia interupts and says she and Sean are leaving with their integrity. They join hands and walk out, but as they are walking out, Sean says to Kat “Don’t come crying to me when it ends (with Dale).” Nice touch, full of integrity.
Jesse then announces that Sean and Allyshia were going to be sent home anyway. Lea gets the final rose and Jonathon kisses her as a joke. Parisa and Brian go home.
Next week looks surprising! Until then BBs, xo. 🌹
Bless Your Heart 