Bless Your Heart

It’s the Men Tell All BBs!!! Love this episode each season! Let’s jump right in!

We start out with Grant Ellis telling his mom on the phone that he’s the new Bachelor. It’s v sweet and v cute! He has the best smile!

Then we go back to Hawaii where Devin is on his way to see Jenn. He shares with Jenn that he feels like the safe option, that he’s wanted here but not needed here. Jenn is frustrated because she can’t express herself verbally as easily as Devin can. Then she tells Devin she loves him! Now she’s told BOTH Devin and Marcus that she loves them!!! She’s in a pickle!!!

It’s time for the Rose Ceremony. Jonathon tells us that he has no doubt that he’s found his person in Jenn. Why are Jonathon’s pants so short and why doesn’t he have socks on?? Make it make sense!!! Devin gets the first rose, then Marcus. Jonathon is going home. Jenn walks Jonathon out and he’s such a gentleman the whole time they are saying their goodbyes. In the car he’s beating himself up over being a slow burn. That he didn’t “get there” fast enough. Poor guy!

Back in LA, Jonathon joins Jesse and the other men. Let the Men Tell All begin! First up is Brett’s DMs. Hilarious!!! Then Aaron has to answer for dropping that bomb before he left the show. He told Jenn that some of the guys weren’t there for the right reasons and weren’t ready for an engagement. Next we focus on Sam N’s “I’m falling in love with you” bombshell on the group date VERY early in the process, I mean, journey. It’s Sam M’s turn in the hot seat next. He says “truthfully” sooooo much it could seriously be a drinking game!!! The man has not changed or grown one bit. Also, he’s wearing a light blue suit that looks to be at least one size too small. It’s so tight I’m shocked he doesn’t pop a seam! Jonathon is next in the hot seat and he’s still a gentleman. He says he’s excited to see Jenn. Jesse extends the v first invitation to Paradise next summer to Jonathon! Yay!!!

After Jonathon we have a preview of a new show called The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the camera is on Hakeem’s face the whole preview. Hakeem has the most expressive face I think I’ve ever seen! I swear I think his eyes are going to pop right out of that man’s head!!!

Grant comes out and is announced as the next Bachelor. He says he’s just looking for a kind soul. I sure hope he finds one and his season is filled with kind women and not just a bunch of Instagram wannabe influencers!

Jenn then comes out on stage in a gorgeous, sparkly, lime green dress. She addresses Jonathon and he’s still such a gentleman. Then she moves on to Sam M. She says she’s going to keep the main thing the main thing and that this delusional way of thinking he has is not going to work and that she feels sorry for whoever he has a relationship with next!!! She really gives him the dressing down he deserves!!! Jenn reveals that online, Sam M blamed his persona on the show on clever editing, the producers, everything and everyone but himself. But Jenn said the man she watched on screen on the show was EXACTLY who he is in real life. I tell you, that man is a walking red flag. Stay away ladies!!!

Finally we have bloopers, which I always enjoy. Then they end the show by re-airing Hakeem’s interaction with a giant spider in Australia on his group date because it’s sooo funny! Poor guy turned into a cartoon he was so scared! Of course they bring out a giant, hairy tarantula and put it on Hakeem’s leg tonight in LA. And BOOM there go the bug eyes again! But he’s v brave and sits through it! Jesse rewards Hakeem with the 2nd invitation to Paradise. Yay!!!

Of course we have a sneak peek of the finally next week. Looks dramatic as always! Until next week, BBs! xo 🌹