Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

BBs! ABC dug deep into their pockets because this week we’re in Melbourne, Australia! Australia! On week 2! Will wonders never cease?!?

We dive straight into the first group date. Half the guys meet up with Jenn at Queen Victoria Market. They all walk around the market trying v Australian foods like vegemite and kangaroo testicles (!!!). Devin pulls Jenn away from the group and they go get gelato. This really irks the other guys, but none more so than Aaron. The group rejoins Devin and Jenn and they all go to a comedy club where the guys have 10 minutes to write jokes then they have to perform the jokes on stage in front of a crowd. Of course, the guys all roast Devin!

That night at the after party Jonathon pulls Jenn for the first chat. Grant gets a kiss. Aaron is still all upset over Devin’s little sneaky move so he pulls Devin aside and confronts him. Devin isn’t sorry in the least. Then Aaron says he doesn’t want to get involved in drama. Ummmm, you’re the one who won’t let this go, bro! Devin then interrupts Aaron’s time with Jenn to bring Jenn…you guessed it….ice cream!!! By now Aaron is FUMING. So what does he do? He goes back and interrupts Devin! Boys, boys, boys. This is ridiculous! Back with the group, Aaron and Devin can’t stop bickering. Tiresome. Grant gets the group date rose. Yay!

Marcus 1-1

Jenn and Marcus go to a local airport and it turns out they are going sky diving! Marcus is excited because he used to jump out of planes for his job as an Army Ranger. But Jenn? Our girl Jenn is TERRIFIED. Like, shaking in her boots scared. But they suit up and take to the skies. Jenn is first out the door, screaming. They land and kiss.

That night over Fake Dinner, Marcus opens up to Jenn about his time in the army and how he was injured (grenade during a fire fight). He was in the hospital for months and had to learn to walk again! Plus, I notice when he wipes his tears away, that he’s missing part of his finger. Not sure if that’s related. Thank you for your service Marcus. A true hero! He gets the rose.

Group Date

The next group date is a photo shoot with Australian animals in the Outback. There’s a koala, snake, monitor lizard, the works. Hakeem gets a GIANT spider and FREAKS OUT!!! It’s pretty funny, but I’d be freaking out too Hakeem! Australia wants to kill you! Dylan steps up to hold a giant snake for Jenn when it’s her turn so she rewards him with a 1-1 dinner instead of the normal after party with the gang. The other 8 guys shuffle on back to the hotel with their heads hanging low. Dylan and Jenn go to a fake dinner and kiss and Dylan gets the rose.

Back at the house, Aaron is STILL harping on Devin (who he keeps calling Dylan) for stealing time with Jenn on the last group date. LET. IT. GO! So Aaron pulls Devin to confront him AGAIN!!! Then Aaron calls Devin a bully and gives him a book on self growth.

Cocktail Party

The 8 guys who didn’t get time with Jenn at the group date are super worried they won’t get time with her so they ask the other guys to step aside and let them chat with Jenn. The other guys agree. Devin pulls Jenn aside to chat immediately. Thomas N. is beyond pissed off now. Thomas goes to where Devin and Jenn are chatting. Thomas doesn’t acknowledge Jenn is even there, just pulls Devin to yell at him. They walk like 10 feet away from Jenn and get into a screaming match. Jenn hears the whole thing. Devin then goes back to the group and Thomas sits down with Jenn like everything is fine. Jenn asks what that was all about and Thomas explains but Jenn puts him in his place.

Jenn tells cutie Sam M. that he makes her flustered and he says good because you bother me too. It’s v cute.

Lots of guys getting kisses tonight.

Devin goes outside to confront Thomas. Thomas walks away. Devin keeps going on and on about it and honestly, I’m sick of them both!!!

Rose Ceremony

Mullet Austin gets the first rose for some reason. Of course Devin is standing between Aaron and Thomas N. Thomas N. gets the last rose. Going home: Brian (yay!), Jahaan (boooo!!!), and Marvin (meh).

More drama next week BBs!!! Until then, xo. 🌹

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