BBs! It’s finally time! Jenn’s season premiere is here! Jenn is the first Asian American Bachelorette! Yay! Jenn looks gorgeous in her white beaded dress. And lo! She and Jesse are not at the Bachelor mansion! They are at the Hummingbird Nest Ranch instead. Interesting. It’s absolutely beautiful.
The limos start arriving with the 25 would be suitors. Some standouts: First up is Marcus. Super cute ex- Army Ranger from NC! Love him. Marvin speaks French to Jenn. Sam N. is Iranian and has never been in love OR in a relationship! He’s cute and corny. Grant is v cute and tall. Looks like he could be a player though. We’ll see. Sam M. is super super cute from SC. I love a Southern man! Thomas N. is Vietnamese and is v cute and corny. He gives J a friendship bracelet. Then Brendan arrives eating habanero peppers for some odd reason. Thomas A. brings 2 puppies with him. Smart man. The puppies are so cute! But Thomas is wearing extremely short pants. I mean, we’re bordering on manpris here! And no socks. WHAT is the deal with no socks?!? Jonathon comes in on a stretcher saying he’s love sick. He’s wearing a bandage that covers his whole face and a hospital gown with NOTHING underneath! ABC has to put a rose over his bum all night long since he’s straight up nakey underneath that gown! Aaron is cute. He was married at 21 and is the twin brother of Noah (from the Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise). Aaron is divorced now, of course. Dylan is a cute med student. Devin is v energetic. He has a Pete Davidson vibe that I’m not mad at. Cute smile. Hakeem comes in with a bajillion balloons tied to his back! He has HUGE eyes.
Jenn comes in to address the group and says she wants a “ferocious” love. Love that! Sam M. pulls her first to chat. He ends their chat with a sweet kiss on the cheek. Jonathon is sitting on furniture. With his bare bum!!!
The whole group gathers to play truth or dare. Mullet wearing Austin strips nakey and streaks through the house. When Jonathon pulls Jenn to chat, he lets her unwrap his face. He’s cute!
Later, Jeremy and Jenn are chatting in the red sports car that Jeremy arrived in. They aren’t out there but like 5 minutes when Brian walks up with the car keys and interrupts Jeremy and Jenn’s conversation. Brian wants to take Jeremy’s place in the car but Jeremy doesn’t want to leave. It gets awkward v quickly. Eventually Jeremy leaves. Brian is super aggro about the whole thing. I instantly don’t like him.
Sam M. gets the first impression rose. Yay! Jenn gives him a kiss. The first kiss of the season. It instantly turns into a make out sesh. I don’t blame her. He has a great smile.
Rose Ceremony
First let me say this is a really, really great group of guys. I like them all (save Brian, see above). Also, at this point it is full on morning. Dylan gets the first rose and Sam N. gets the last rose. While they are panning around the room I swear there are guys there I’ve never even seen before! Going home: Brendan, Brett, Dakota, Kevin (who???), Matt, Moze, and Ricky.
Then it’s time for the champagne toast and Jenn announces they are all going to Australia! That’s different! Usually they stay in LA for a couple weeks then go someplace kinda lame, then go international. The “this season on the Bachelorette” previews are next and this season looks so great!!!
Until next week BBs! G’day! xo 🌹
Bless Your Heart 