Week 3 BBs! We start the show with Charity announcing a change in their living arrangements- they are going to Oceanside, CA. Apparently it’s near San Diego. I’m geographically challenged!
Brayden 1-1
While all the other guys pile onto a bus to travel to Oceanside, Brayden and Charity take a helicopter ride to Petco Park where the San Diego baseball team plays. Charity & Brayden have the park to themselves for the day. While there, B tells Charity that he’s not sure if this process is for him. UGH. At least for this date B toned down his accessories. He’s wearing small hoop earrings this time. Normally he looks like a realtor named Barb who’s in her 50s and can’t wait to put you in a snazzy condo!
Fake Dinner
That night B shares with Charity that in his one serious relationship (remember, he’s just a wee babe at 24 years old), he was cheated on, so he’s got trauma from that and that watching Charity date all these other guys scares him. Also, he says “like” a record number of times in a 5 minute period. It’s like, getting on my like, nerves. Charity asks if B is going to stay and B says he’ll “try”. Again I say, UGH. Sir, have you not seen the show? Why are these guys always surprised that the Bachelorette/Bachelor is dating multiple people?!? It’s literally the premise of the show!!! Charity gives Brayden the rose and for the life of me I can’t figure out why except that physically he’s a cutie. But when he opens his mouth he ruins it ALL.
Group Date
This group date is so fun! Jojo & Jordan host it and Charity arrives all decked out in pink. Yep, it’s Barbie themed!!! Simu Liu (a Ken in the movie and may I say, SWOON) sends a video message to Charity and the guys. So the guys have to dress up as Ken and write and perform a song for Charity to the tune of “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” in front of a live audience. The guys all have ridiculously funny Ken outfits like “Birthday suit Ken” and “Astronaut Ken” and these poor dudes can not sing. Except for Caleb who’s got some pipes!!! It’s all v entertaining and fun! Sean ends his song by kissing Charity in front of everyone, which impresses her, and he wins the contest. Sean and Charity go to the pier to watch the sunset and make out while the other Kens head to the after party.
After Party
Aaron B. is sporting an unfortunate camel colored turtleneck. I tell you, some of the styles of the guys in this group is questionable! Sean joins the guys and rubs everyone the wrong way by stealing Charity away first. Tanner is a cutie I’ve decided, but I don’t see him lasting. Charity takes Dotun up to her room to chat because she realizes he does better in a more intimate setting. Dotun gets the group date rose.
Warwick 1-1
I had to look at my notes from Night ONE to figure out who Warwick is because we have not heard one word from this man since then!!! He’s cute though but all the guys say he’s v v quiet. Let’s hope he opens up on his 1-1. Warwick is in a tuxedo and Charity is in a gown and they go to Belmont Park (an amusement park), which they have all to themselves. It’s a fun evening of riding rollercoasters until it’s time to chat. CRICKETS BBs. CRICKETS. Poor Charity is doing everything she can to spoon feed a conversation to Warwick at Fake Dinner but he just ums and ahhs and hems and haws and never actually says anything of substance! Charity asks why did past relationships fail? He can’t tell her. What are your best qualities? We will never know. He’s basically taken an oath of silence. He finally chokes out that communication is a weakness. YA THINK?? But when talking to the camera, Warwick says he thinks the night is going well even though amusement parks make him tired. Charity is beyond bored and frustrated and puts us all out of our misery by sending him home. In the car with the producer the man FALLS ASLEEP!!! Bahahaha!!!
Back at the hotel, Brayden is running his mouth again and says he doesn’t know if he could get engaged after dating Charity while she’s dating the other guys. SIR!!! Again I ask you- Have. You. Not. Seen. The. Show??? BTW, Charity uses the word “cheers” as a verb and it’s getting on my nerves. I may have to start “cheersing” myself with some booze just to get through this season!!!
Cocktail Party
Xavier gives Charity a scarf he knit for her! He was working on it on the bus to San Diego. LOVE this man!
Brayden is sporting big dangly earrings, a mustache, AND a soul patch tonight. He’s so subtle and elegant. Aaron B. tells Charity that Bray isn’t ready for an engagement and all the things he’s heard Brayden saying at the house. Charity is v irritated and pulls Bray to chat. Bray tells Charity he can only give her “a connection”. This upsets Charity so she cancels the rest of the cocktail party, much to the chagrin of the other guys- many of whom haven’t had any time with Charity all week. And by chagrin I mean they are PISSED.
Rose Ceremony
Aaron B. gets the first rose and Tanner gets the last rose (whew!). After the final rose, Charity goes to chat with Jesse about taking away Brayden’s rose. But she decides to let him keep it for now because they have a “connection”. Girl is blinded by him!!! Going home: James, Aaron S., and Adrian.
Looks like next week Brayden continues to ruffle feathers! Until then my BBs!!! xo 🌹
Bless Your Heart 