Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

My birthday is August 3.  Has been for 37.5 years.  I am a textbook Leo.

Positive Traits

• Generous and warmhearted
• Creative and enthusiastic
• Broad-minded and expansive
• Faithful and loving

Negative Traits

• Pompous and patronizing
• Bossy and interfering
• Dogmatic and intolerant

Leo Likes: speculative ventures, lavish living, rich food, children, drama, pageantry and grandeur

Leo Dislikes:doing anything safely, day-to-day living, small-minded people, penny-pinching and mean spiritedness

I mean, that’s me to a T!  Then I find out that there’s a new zodiac sign and I’m no longer a Leo??  I’m a crabby Cancer??  No offense to other Cancers, I’m sure y’all are fabulous.

So I pulled up the traits of a Cancer and….well, it seems they kind of fit me too.  Actually they REALLY fit me.  Just as much as Leo!

 

Positive Traits

• Emotional and loving
• Intuitive and imaginative
• Shrewd and cautious
• Protective and sympathetic

Negative Traits

• Changeable and moody
• Overemotional and touchy
• Clinging and unable to let go

Cancer Likes: hobbies, romance, children, parties, home and country.

Cancer Dislikes:failure, opposition, aggravating situations, being told what to do and being given advice…whether good or bad.

 

And I do love crab legs, but does that make me a cannibal?

Turns out CSP is the new guy, the Opiuchus.  He’s NOTHING like this:

  • Seeker of peace and wisdom
  • Attractor of good luck and jealousy
  • Interpreter of dreams
  • One who reaches for the stars
  • Wearer of plaid (this one is oddly specific)
  • He does wear plaid pj pants though!  Maybe they’re on to something after all!

     

     

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    One response to “But I don’t wanna be a crab!!”

    1. Lisa Reese Avatar

      Just those born after 2009, according to SIDEREAL astrology. (which most people in the USA don’t even follow this method of astrology!)

      You shall remain the same sign you have always known as your own!

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