Birds gettin’ a raw deal, yo

Recent conversation with CSP:

CSP:  What if you were a bird and you were afraid of heights?

Me:  You’d just walk around instead of flying.

CSP:  That would be terrifying.  Cars everywhere.  You’re in traffic.  No one can see you cause you’re so small.   And you have no access to decent medication.  I  mean, what are you supposed to do?  Walk in to CVS, spread your wings and go “Yeah I’m covered,  generic is fine.”