Final story from the family visit. So, the night of the big dinner party I was busy cooking when Sara asked me for a phone book. I pointed to the cabinet where we keep them and went back to cooking. All the sudden I hear GASP! “I’m gonna tell Nanny what you keep with your phone books!”
I’m thinking “What? Printer paper?” I asked Sara what did she mean. She pulled this out:
It’s our Pedipaws . Sara thought it was an adult pleasure tool! And that I kept it in the kitchen! I couldn’t believe it! She said “Well, you don’t have kids yet so why not keep it handy?”
By now our exchange had drawn attention from our dinner guests. I then had to explain to 11 people that I don’t keep my toys next to the can opener!