Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

My husband & Iimages3 stopped by the grocery last night after dinner to pick up a movie.  While there we decided to grab a couple of other things too.  One of which was broccoli.  We were in the frozen section looking at the broccoli selections when CSP’s dad started texting me, so I was a little distracted.

CSP: What do you want here? Spears, cuts, florets?

Me: I don’t care.  I just know I like more bush than stem.

CSP: giggles.  Me too.  I definitely like more bush than stem.

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8 responses to “Kinky Veggies”

  1. Amy Avatar
    Amy

    too funny..I on the other hand, prefer more stem than bush :)

    ***Maybe I should add a disclosure. I like more bush in my mouth than stem…wait… that sounds wrong too. I like bush on my plate and stem in my bed? Maybe I should just leave the broccoli shopping to CSP! -Shanny***

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  2. Kelly Avatar
    Kelly

    I peed my pants… enough said.

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  3. pam Avatar

    You have warned me not to have just taken a sip of water. OMG…I’m crying laughing.

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  4. Ani Avatar

    Bahahahaha!!!

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  5. Nevis Avatar

    LMAO!!!!!!

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  6. Christina Avatar

    I will never be able to look at a piece of broccoli without snickering. Thanks! ;)

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  7. whimsicalchaos Avatar
    whimsicalchaos

    omg too funny!

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  8. Carla Avatar
    Carla

    Oh my heavens — hilarious!! I almost spewed my coffee on that one!!! LOL!

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