Bless Your Heart

Ever stumble upon something that literally made you gasp aloud?  I sure did this week.  Ok, so a while back I started a Flickr group called FlipFlops.  Cause I like flip flops and think they can make for interesting photo subjects.  Membership started to grow and people submitted lots of fantastic photos.  Go join!  Anyway, the other day I did a search for some flip flop photos cause I wanted to draw some new members.  I found some amazing photos and invited lots of people.  I also found this one photo that came up in the search, but didn’t have flip flops as the main subject.  It was mainly a pic of this girl’s dirty feet.  I glanced at the comments and people were commenting that they’d love to lick her feet clean!  I had somehow stumbled upon some foot fetishists.  Now, I don’t care what you do in your bedroom.  I really don’t.  But I was amazed and shocked that this kind of thing was on Flickr.  Who knew?!  And then I got a contact request yesterday from someone who marked me as family.  But I have no idea who he/she is.  So I clicked on their profile and they only have one photo.  Then I clicked on a couple other “family” contacts….P0RN!  OMG.  I couldn’t believe it.  Who knew there was p0rn on Flickr?!?!  I thought Flickr was just a bunch of pictures of flowers, landscapes & families!

I was on the phone with Lisa last night and I told her the story.  By the way, Lisanne, you might wanna check your contacts.  I see that my new “family” is one of your admirers too.  I think he likes your feet.  Ew!

So anyway, Lisa and I were on the phone while we were shrieking as we looked up all the p0rny pictures!  There are actual Flickr groups like “big c0ck$” and “dirty wives” and all these pictures of men holding their wieners.  Who knew there were men walking around this Earth with peenies that reach to their knees??  And there’s this girl who’s avatar is a picture of her tootie fruitie!    Ooh and we saw pictures of old men sticking vibrators up their butts while out on their patios and this one set of pics that showed women putting vices on men’s balls!   Oh and women sticking bananas and juice cans up their openings.  Could NOT believe it!   Oh, and there’s this one guy who takes pictures of his drunk one night stands and posts them.  Be careful out there ladies!  Also there’s a guy who posts pics of him getting oral pleasure and having sex and captions the pics with things like “gag” and “yep yep”!  And men posting pics of their wives, I really don’t get that.  And they caption the pics with things like “here’s my wife’s ass, please comment!”.

So, if you wanna piece of this action just go to search, then click advanced search and click  SafeSearch Off.   You will be amazed.  I’m still emotionally scarred!