Well BBs, it’s time for another season of the Bachelorette! This time it’s Michelle’s turn to find love.
This season starts out being filmed in Palm Springs at a resort. Before the first big night, Caitlyn and Tayshia go around the hotel to the guys’ rooms and rummaging around in their things! In one guy’s room, Ryan, they find folders of notes and charts and graphs detailing things like how to get the most screen time, how to pretend to be interested in Michelle, etc. Controversy!!!
Skip to the first night. Michelle looks stunning in a metallic cut out dress, her hair curled and loose. I think it’s so funny that they still pile all the guys into limos and drive them around the block so they can make their entrances since everyone’s staying in the same resort!
Nayte 27 sales exec. I really like him.
Romeo 32 mathematician. Speaks French, no socks.
Jack 30 former army officer. WHY do men not wear socks anymore with their suits? Is there a national sock shortage I don’t know about???
Clayton 28 medical sales rep. Something about him rubs me the wrong way.
Jamie 32 biotech ceo
Chris G 28 motivational speaker. He has a weird accent.
Mollique 36 academic administrator
Alec 29 engineer
Will 28 academic interventionist
Pardeep 30 neuroscientist
Olu 27 IT analyst. Some interesting names! I’m here for it!!!
Chris S 28 commodities broker. Drives up in a short school bus wearing shorts with his suit and carrying a backpack.
Garrett 33 tech ceo. Arrives with a cane due to a broken foot. Cute!
Casey 36 advertising creative director
Brandon K 29 brand manager. Offers Michelle mardi gras beads if she shows him her….. heart he says but he was gesturing at her boobs! CLASSY.
LT 38 yoga guru. NO PANTS, tuxedo undies, wearing the rest of the tux but ewwwww!!!!
Rick 32 medical sales rep rolls up under a set table with food and candles on it and his head on a platter. Creepy!
Ryan 30 environmental consultant. Drives up in an ice cream truck. Catches Michelle’s eye.
Rodney 29 sales rep. Dressed as an apple.
Peter 26 pizzapreneur. Throws pizza dough in the air. Seems slimy to me.
Daniel 26 firefighter comes in full fire gear on a toy fire truck.
PJ 30 firefighter drives real fire truck up to meet Michelle. Poor Daniel.
Brandon J 26 traveling nurse recruiter. Rolls up on a bed.
Spencer 25 financial crimes analyst. Walks up dribbling 2 basketballs. He’s got skills! And an interesting sounding job.
Bryan 31 NFL player
JoMarri 26 personal trainer
Edward 27 wellness coach
Leroy 27 biomedical phd student
Martin 29 personal trainer. Big nose ring and odd silvery white colored hair.
Joe 28 real estate developer. Cute. Turns out Michelle recognizes him! She had slid into his DMs and they had talked about basketball in a few messages before he ghosted her she says.
Michelle pulls Joe to talk about their past communication. He says he was overwhelmed with the whole George Floyd situation and wasn’t in a good place to start a relationship. They are both from Minnesota. She says well you could have just told me that. Truth!
Later on, Caitlyn and Tayshia tell Michelle about what they found in Ryan’s room. Michelle immediately asks Ryan to chat. She confronts him about his folders and notes and he’s falling all over himself trying to justify it. It’s just a mess. He’s like a friend’s wife wrote those notes. And I wrote those notes. Michelle, like the teacher she is, marches Ryan up to his room and demands to see the notes. She reads over them while Ryan is standing in the hall talking a mile a minute about how it’s no biggie. Michelle sends him home and walks him out in front of everyone. Let that be a lesson learned young man!!!
Michelle returns to the cocktail party. She gives Nayte the 1st impression rose after a nice conversation. They kiss.
At the final rose, Michelle debates giving the rose to Joe and even walks out to gather herself for a moment. She comes back in and gives the final rose to Joe.
Going home: JoMarri, Jack, Garrett, Edward, Bryan, and Brandon K. Don’t let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!!!
Until next week BBs!!! xo🌹