Bless Your Heart
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Category: married life
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March Madness in my house equals my husband standing 2 feet from the tv yelling very creative combinations of expletives for the entirety of the tournament. He gets so involved in games that showcase schools he’s never even heard of. I don’t understand it. How can you get so mad at people you’ll never meet?…
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I was cooking dinner the other night while CSP was surfing the web. All the sudden he says to me ” Do you have any dwarfism in your family?” What?!? “Well, it would explain so much. Like your short little legs and arms.” I told my mom about it the next day and as soon…
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I forgot a couple sayings that CSP says. “Well that’s a great way to blow a tire/ruin a shirt/ wreck a car.” Good thing, I was worried I only knew all the bad ways to do that. He pronounces RUIN like RUNE.
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I think it’s a mixture of growing up in Minnesota with a pinch of family sayings. Or maybe it’s just him. Either way, he says some funny things. He pronounces ROOF like ROUGH. ROOT beer is RUTT beer. If something is pricey, in his opinion, he says “Boy, they sure know what to charge for…
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We’ve been having a problem lately with those ginormous mosquitoes getting into the house and dive bombing us. That leads to me having horrible dreams of them crawling into my mouth and ears. So CSP has been waging his own personal war against them. The other night I heard him fighting with one then came…
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You know that thing under your tongue? Well mine has been swelling up and hurting a good bit lately. I asked my dentist about it and she poked around in there and told me that I have a salivary gland disorder. Wha? She said I may notice that thing under my tongue turn white. If…
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CSP & I were reminiscing about our wedding day, all the things that stand out in our memories. He stayed at his parents house the night before while I stayed with my Mom & sisters at the Hilton where our reception would be held after the wedding. We woke up and took our time getting…
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Ten years ago today I became Mrs. Captain Safety Pants. It’s been better than I could have ever hoped or dreamed. We still laugh and have the best time. I love my Cap’n!
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The Daily Post offers up topics about which to write when you’re looking for inspiration for your daily blog posts. One struck my fancy a few days ago. If you could go back in time and have a 5 minute conversation with yourself ten years ago, what would you say? I thought this was pretty…
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