Bless Your Heart

BBs we are only on week 2 and by the end of this episode we’ll be down to just 9 women! Wild how fast this season is going!

We start out with the ladies complaining to Nicole about how she monopolized too much of Mel’s time last week. Nicole doesn’t seem too bothered though!

Group Date

The ladies arrive to a theatre and comedian Jared Freid joins the group. We learn that the ladies are going to be roasting Mel. Jared helps the ladies with their jokes. Except for Carol, who didn’t bring her glasses so she can’t see. Like, seriously can not see- the woman is running into walls!!! Hilarious! Cheryl doesn’t know what a roast is so the ladies have to explain it to her. Once all the jokes are written, the ladies have to perform in front of a live audience! They do great! Some of the women are truly funny!

Nicole wins a private dinner with Mel because he thinks she did the best at the roast. Nicole asks Mel about his divorce and the end of his marriage. She gets the rose.

Debbie gets the one on one date this week. Mel takes her to a restaurant where Chef Ludo is cooking! He teaches Mel and Debbie how to make a proper omelette, then Chef Ludo makes them a beautiful dinner. Real food! Not Fake Dinner! Debbie explains to Mel how she has never been married. They seem to have a great time and she gets the rose.

Back at the mansion, Kathy and Susan from the first Golden Bachelor arrive and host a slumber party! They play Never Have I Ever, Cindy admits to Susan that she’s struggling with having to share Mel with the other women. Susan & Kathy give all the ladies vibrators but Peg can’t figure out what they are! Bless!

The next night is the cocktail party. Carol has the most awkward exchange with Mel. She’s so nervous! Poor thing! But she gathers up the courage and kisses him.

Rose Ceremony

FOUR more ladies are leaving tonight! Cindy gets the first rose and Carol gets the last rose. Going home: Amy (thankfully- she gets on my nerves!), Monica B, Monica P, and Terri the puppet lady. Her puppet gives me the creeps so I’m thankful I don’t have to see that anymore!

BBs, we’re getting down to the nitty gritty already! Until next week! xo 🌹