BBs it’s week two and the drama is real! Let’s get into it! It’s the morning after the rose ceremony and Zoe thinks Brian is ignoring her even though she just gave him her rose last night. Shocker! He just wanted a rose Zoe! I coulda told you that!
Parisa and Alli Jo arrive via jet ski and get date cards. Brian immediately zones in on Parisa. Zoe tells Parisa and Alli Jo that she and Brian are a thing and “Don’t take my man”. Alli Jo has amazing blue eyes and she sets her sights on Dale.
Chemistry test time! Everyone goes through profiles on an iPad and picks members of the opposite sex that they’d like to kiss in Paradise. If there’s a match then you meet up in the kissing booth and make out. This won’t be problematic at all!
Alexe and Jonathon are first in the kissing booth. Then Jonathon and Alli Jo. Then Parisa (who’s chewing gum) and Jonathon, then Bailey is the last to kiss Jonathon. Next up is Brian. Zoe is first and they share a tender, passionate kiss, which totally confuses Zoe. Then Brian kisses Parisa. At this point, even though it’s all supposed to be a secret who’s kissing who, people are figuring it out.
Next: Jess and Spencer. Then Bailey and Jeremy, Justin and Lexi. Next it’s Dale’s turn to kiss Alexe, then Kat, then Alli Jo, and finally Zoe.
Zoe sits Brian down for a chat and he tells her that “We’re good” but he tells the camera he’s made it clear that he wants to pursue other people! Not true! He hasn’t made it clear to Zoe!
Alli Jo asks Jonathon on her date and Parisa asks Brian. They double date out to a bar where Wells is having a game night. All I have to say about that is that it’s a good thing Parisa waxed. Yep.
Meanwhile, back at the resort, Jill arrives and she is HILARIOUS! I wish I remembered her.
Lexi tells Justin she needs to take a breather and she can’t move forward with him because of how recently he broke up with Susie. Then…guess who arrives? SUSIE! It’s super awkward with Justin.
Next day- Zoe and Brian are sitting in silence, but he chats with Parisa. Jesse brings Susie and Jill date cards. Brian and Zoe chat and decide to part ways. Good riddance!!! Susie asks Jeremy on her date. He talks to Bailey about the whole thing first and kisses her goodbye. Jeremy and Susie go jet skiing then have a wee picnic where they make out. Yikes.
Jill takes Jonathon to the BIP VIP suite where they play Twister and swim and KISS!
Next thing you know it’s the cocktail party before the rose ceremony! Bailey states she is only interested in Jeremy. Lexi tells Justin she still likes him, they talk it out and kiss.
This week the men have the roses.
Rose Ceremony-
Spencer gives his rose to Jess. Dale to Kat. Jeremy to Bailey. Brian to Parisa. Jonathon to Alexe. The final rose is Justin’s. He calls Susie’s name. EVERYONE’s jaws drop! EVERYONE. She starts crying and says no. Just walks off stage. Lexi walks off saying she wants to go home. Susie goes off looking for Justin. CHAOS.
And……FIN.
That’s it for this episode BBs! Tomorrow, finally, the GOLDENS arrive! Woot! Until then! xo 🌹
Bless Your Heart 