But DO they tell all??? BBs, Jesse looks at the camera with the dead eyes of a doomed hostage and says “They’re here to spill the tea- and I’m thirsty!” Same Jesse, same.
I can’t help but notice none of the men are wearing socks with their suits! Bizarre to me. So we dive in to the “tea” and we start off with some guy I swear to you that I’ve never seen before in my life- Peter. He talks about how all the guys used FP as a sort of hashtag to pick on him. The FP stands for F*(% Peter. Look, I can’t be keeping up with what these guys do in the time between when the show wraps and Men Tell All! Especially when it’s this silly.
Not much else happens in the first few minutes. Brayden is there with is dangly earrings and we find out that he goes to Paradise. SHOCKER!!! They then show a clip of Brayden in Paradise with a girl complimenting his earrings before they make out. So wait, they’ve already shot Paradise?!? When will it air??? I have questions ABC!!!
Xavier goes up to the hot seat next and says he “put his foot in his mouth” when he told Charity he cheated on his ex. Multiple times. Dude, that’s not putting your foot in your mouth! Charity comes out on stage and states that X should have told her about his infidelities way before the Fantasy Suites Fake Dinner! YEP. Charity does not suffer fools y’all and I love that for her! Charity asks X why did he tell her he loved her as she was putting him in the car to leave and he spews a bunch of bologna! Then he gives her a rose he knit. Cute rose, but dude- you blew it and you know it!
Tanner is so sweet- I wish C had had more time with him. Sean invites himself up to sit next to Charity onstage! Too funny when Jesse calls him on it! Des, Trista, and DeAnna (previous Bachelorettes) come out on stage to give Charity advice. Nice to see that Trista and Des have successful marriages!
After a preview of Charity’s finale we get to meet Gerry (pronounced Gary), the first Golden Bachelor! I am SO excited for his show!!! Gerry is from Indiana and I was so not prepared for him to tell the story of marrying his high school sweetheart, having 43 happy years with her, then losing her to a sudden infection less than a month after they move into their dream house! My HEART! He was crying talking about it. He has 2 daughters and 2 granddaughters who encouraged him to sign up for the Golden Bachelor. I can’t wait to see his journey and I sure do hope he finds real love again. Gerry doesn’t even know what an Instagram influencer is so you KNOW he’s here for the right reasons!
Until Charity’s finale, xo 🌹
Bless Your Heart 