I have a ton of those little perfume samples and I use them all the time. The other day I spritzed myself with one of them and headed out the door. Who knew I had just splashed myself with Eau de la Funeral Home? Ugh. I was disgusted with myself the whole day. Every time I got a whiff of myself I wanted to puke. But there was nothing I could do. I was stuck stinking all day. And the problem is I just tossed that little sample back into the pile of other samples, so I have no idea which one it was! Now I run the risk of smelling like Old Lady Foot again!
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LOL…next time pray it in the oar for a good wiff next time…Oh don;t you hate that! did anyone say anything to you about it? I wonder if others though it was a nice smell…or maybe not..lol
so lets see that bag of perfume samples!
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ewww. I hate that. Thing One has some lotion her mom bought her.. and OH MY GOD. Its like aud de teenager
PEEE UEWWWW. I hate it and she wears it like all the time.. I think one day it might have to get spilled or accidentally thrown away. That way I can replace it with something that doesnt stink like butt.
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It must have been one of the Dior samples, those are the newer ones and I remember thinking I’d try a new one. Maybe someone else would think it smelled good. But I sure didn’t! LOL
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If you ever repeat that mistake, try getting an alcohol swab (even an alcohol based hand gel will help) and rubbing it over the spot you usually dab the cologne. It will probably neutralize your offending scent. It helps get rid of gasoline smell, too, if you ever get it on your hands.
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Ugh…nasty! You’ll have to let us know what that perfume was so that I’ll be able to avoid it!
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