Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

I was at a Pampered Chef party tonight when the girl sitting next to me just handed me primo blog material.

Sabrina, our consultant was showing us the batter bowls 2230_200.jpgย  and mentioned how you can make a Barbie cake with them.ย  The girl next to me, let’s call her Jill, leaned over to me and asked

But won’t her hair catch on fire?

Me: Well, you’d put the candles down at the base of the cake, not near her head.

(Jill: huffs, and looks at me like I’m the stupid one)

I mean in the oven.ย 

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10 responses to “Not the girl you want baking your birthday cake”

  1. pam Avatar

    *snort* that’s awesome. how did you keep a straight face?! lol!

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  2. Lisa Avatar

    LMAO…..Wish I was there …ha! …..*Snicker*

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  3. Lisanne Avatar

    You are freaking kidding me?!?

    I *love* a story that starts out with, “Someone handed me primo blog material.” :)

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  4. Kim Avatar

    Read this entry to DH and he begins humming “The Twilight Zone”! LMAO and this made my night.

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  5. Ani Avatar

    Bahahahaaha!!! How did you reply???

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  6. kristie Avatar

    HAHAHA! that’s awesome! i’ve made 2 of those barbie cakes and amazingly no barbies were ever harmed in the process…

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  7. Michele Lane Avatar

    so the same girl decides to bake said barbie cake and when she calls 911 to report a raging oven fire she is hysterical.

    here is how the coversation goes

    her: LIKE ohhh my god my house is like totally on fire. ahhhhhh.

    911 operator: maam. Youll need to calm down to tell us how to get there.

    her: uh,, DUH. In a BIG RED TRUCK.

    ha. I love intelligence impaired people.

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  8. Magnolia Sun Avatar

    your kidding? did you keep a straight face?

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  9. Carrie B. Avatar
    Carrie B.

    Oh my gosh, that’s freaking hilarious. I know how to respond to that: “Here’s your sign!” :)

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  10. Shannon Avatar

    You can’t fix stupid.

    But you CAN get primo blog material!!
    HA HA HA HA HA

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