Bless Your Heart

I found this over at Kris’s blog and since my brain isn’t functioning well enough right now to write something original and witty you get this. I know, I know. You deserve better. But it is late and my Pampered Chef party is looming and I have too much to do around the house. So here goes….

The phone rings, who do you want it to be? Lisa. It’s been too long since I’ve heard her voice. We email every day, but it isn’t the same. We’ve just been too busy. And if she can’t call then Jeff Goldblum. I’d like to invite him over for dinner.

When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? It depends. Since it’s been so hot this summer, I’ll admit I’ve been a lazy beggar and I’ve left it out in the lot.

In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? Yeah. Um, I’m the talker. For sure.

Do you take compliments well? I do and I love them. So bring em on! Although in my head I’m arguing the compliment the whole time.

Do you play Sudoku? I tried it and it just hurt my eyes to look at it. But I felt pretty smart figuring it out.

If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? OMG are you kidding me? I don’t like to be dirty and just the phrase “alone in the wilderness” makes me tremble with fear. I’d probably throw myself off a cliff so I wouldn’t have to drag out the suffering. I am not eating bark to survive.

Do you like nipple rings? Ew. No. Not on anyone. Looks like a painful accident waiting to happen.

Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Yep. Girl Scout camp. See the wilderness question above. I only went to camp once. Enough for me.

What was your favorite game as a kid? Dude, I could rock that rolly ball thing on Centipede like nobody’s bidness.

Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? I am fascinated by other faiths, so absolutely!

Do you like to pursue or be pursued? Both. Unless he’s got a gun.

Do any songs make you cry? Yes. Especially those soulful country ballads.

Are you continuing your education? I’m currently getting schooled in international adoption, decorating a new house, and dealing with a husband who works 3rd shift- does that count?

Do you know how to shoot a gun? Water, cap, finger. None that actually fling out bullets.

If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grab? Kiki, Molly & my purse.

Do you think more about the past, present or future? I live a lot in the moment. But I’m forever making plans for the future. I’m not a big past dweller.

Favorite children’s book? Where The Wild Things Are

What color are your eyes? Dark Brown

How tall are you? Short. 5’7”

Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? Yep.

Where was the furthest place you traveled today? I travel really far in my head. But in real life I made it out to the mailbox.

Do you like mustard? In limited quantities. And none of that bumpy lumpy deli kind.

Do you look like your mom or dad? Combo kid. I’ve got my Mom’s blonde hair (well I did) but I inherited my father’s stubby physique. Thanks for the sausage fingers, big head, wide paddle feet and zero metabolism Dad!

How long does it take you in the shower? 5-7 minutes. I honestly don’t know what you people do in there. I get my bits washed, I do my face, shave my pits (save my legs for my electric razor), exfoliate, wash & condition my hair AND spray down the shower with cleaner. My Mom takes at least 15 minutes. I don’t get it.

Can you do splits? I used to. Not the painful side to side way, but front to back. I think if I tried now I’d really hurt myself.

What movie do you want to see right now? Bourne Supreme or whaever that 3rd one is. Love me some Matt Damon.

What did you do for New Year’s? That was almost a year ago, I so cannot remember.

Do you think The Grudge was scary? No idea. Never saw it. The previews freaked me out enough.

Do you own a camera phone? Nope.

Was your mom a cheerleader? Basketball player.

What’s the last letter of your middle name? E.

How many hours of sleep do you get a night? not enough since CSP’s been on 3rd shift. 6-8

Do you like care bears? I don’t have anything against them but I don’t want to hear them talk.
What do you buy at the movies? Tickets? BIG soda (treat for me since I don’t drink sodas at home). I sneak in my candy.

Do you know how to play poker? No. Wouldn’t mind learning.

Do you wear your seatbelt?: Absolutely. You’re a fool not to.

What do you wear to sleep? Nuttin honey. Unless I’m staying at someone’s house or someone’s staying here. Then I’ll do the shirt and panties thing.

Is your tongue pierced? And forked like a snake’s! Good grief no! Knowing my luck I’d get a seed of some sort stuck in there and die from the infection.

Do you like Liver and Onions? No. I refuse to eat an organ. Why would you when there are so many other choices?

Are you in love? Madly.

Do you like funny or serious people better? I like em all. But I feel sorry for people who don’t have a decent sense of humor.

Ever been to L.A.? No. No real desire. Unless my agent calls to tell me I’m finally getting my big break.

Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? 99 cents at a time, on iTunes. Don’t steal.

Are you a gullible person? It’s embarrassing what I’ll believe.

Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? Nope. I think you have to make yourself happy before you can make anyone else happy. I do like having him around though. He can reach the high shelves.

If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be? Photographer and professional hotel tryer outer, artist, boutique owner.
Are you easy to get along with? I think so. I’m a delight!

What is your favorite time of day? Opposite of morning. I’m a night owl through and through.

Would you rather sleep alone or with someone? With CSP.

Would you give up the one you love/care for the most to become immortal? No thank you. I wouldn’t want to be around after all my peeps have passed on. Lonely.

What animal are you most like? T-Rex. Loud with short arms.

What kind of tea do you like the most? Sweet, cold iced tea with a straw.

Do you laugh at peoples’ stupidity? More loudly than I should.

Do you feel guilty for doing so after you’re done laughing? No. Especially if I’m laughing at bad hair or fashion. There’s just no excuse in this day and age. Besides, I’m sure someone out there is laughing right back at me.

If any of you fill this out please let me know so I can come see your answers!