Have you heard? The Osbournes are now licensed. You can buy an Osbourne bobblehead in September. See a bigger picture here. And coming to a novelty store near you: a complete line of Osbournes merchandise! How odd that must be for Jack & Kelly to be teenagers with licensed merchandise. I can’t wait to see…

They’re baaaack OMG- I’m so excited! Look! Over to your left! Archives! Holy Schnitzel!