Why did the sign cross the road?* Why did Aries cross the road? Certainly to argue with someone who was standing across the street. Why did Taurus cross the road? Because he/she got it in his head that he had to. Why did Gemini cross the road? If he/she doesn’t even know, who does? Why…

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conspiracy? i’m beginning to think that abc distributing is the same as lillian vernon. i’m thinking that lillian sends her old stuff to abc to sell. i swear the condiment caddy that’s in the new abc catalog is the same one i’ve had my eye on at lillian vernon. i tell ya, this whole country…