The best wife ever Um, yeah, that would be me. Know why? Because we just got back from seeing Metallica in concert. Jon’s been a fan forever. And while my musical tastes run more along the lines of Jason Mraz and Barenaked Ladies, I was happy to go. It was actually a great show. Godsmack…

Betrayals First of all, I can not believe Jennifer Hudson got booted off of American Idol last night. I was out to dinner with my girlfriend Stacy and got home just in time for the tribute thing and was all confused because America can’t be that stupid. Surely they were only showing her tribute because…

He was blinded by the light Speaking of the elderly….I forgot to mention this part of our Spring Break adventure. So my Irish grandmother calls me a few days before Rachel and Lisa get here and tell me some terrible news…my younger cousin Troy has gone blind. Troy is Uncle Kevin (of severed thumb fame)…

Elderly Mail So it seems that not only are the people in my family prone to strange accidents resulting in missing body parts, as they get older, they tend to send odd mail. One year for Christmas my grandmother sent us all Christmas cards printed completely in Spanish. She didn’t even realize it until we…

Ducky Island While on Spring Break we did lots of shopping. One of my finds that I think is too cute is this little duck (called a tub bug). He floats in your bath, suction cup tether included, and disperses your bath salts. What a great idea! Then you’re not sitting on a bunch of…

Deal Breaker Everyone’s got one. You know, the one thing someone can do and when they do it, all bets are off. I’m sure each one of you out there has broken up with someone (not a marriage, but a boyfriend/girlfriend thing) over something silly. I broke up with Tom* because he kept burping during…

I’m a Medical Abnormality I had my follow up visit with my OBGYN today. She checked my incisions (which look like Frankenstein to me, but she says they are healing nicely) and reviewed my surgery and my baby making options with me. So as it turns out, there was no cantaloupe cyst. The nurse doing…

Disco Jesus and Ninja Angels Kick Ass Satan’s ass that is. I know because I saw it. With Lisa, Rachel, Morgan, and my Mom last Thursday for just $12.00. Yep, Hell was unleashed right in my neighborhood. I live maybe a mile from the Broadway of Christian Entertainment: NarrowWay Productions Kings Arena. You have to…

Shameless Promotion New stuff up on Ebay. Click here! In other news, the pugs received a wonderful Easter basket from their grandparents that included Mr. Pugsley Peanut Butter Dog Biscuits. The box features a pug with a jaunty little cap. I’d show you a picture, but my camera’s battery is dead and I can’t find…

Happy Easter! xoxo, the Easter Puggies