Bless Your Heart

Living out loud in the Carolinas

I have so much to tell you.  I have to tell you all about my job.  And my boss.  But I can’t yet.  I have to make a phone call first.  And that’s on Monday.  I know none of that makes sense but it will.  All I can say right now is that I’ve never met anyone like him before in my entire life.

I would like to go ahead and share this snippet of conversation CSP & I had today.   First I have to tell you that I have a zero tolerance policy for zits.  I absolutely do not understand how people walk around with giant pulsing white heads on their faces.   Or big ole blackheads.  Are we the only ones with mirrors?  Anyway, CSP was complaining about the little (minuscule, really) mark that I may have left on his nose after spotting some blemishes that needed to be excavated.  CSP doubts that my home skin treatments are really for his own health and benefit.

It’s not good to leave blackheads in your skin.

Yes it is.

No it’s not.  It stretches out the pores.  I got that information from a professional.

Does that professional live in your ass? 

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9 responses to “On good authority”

  1. kristen Avatar

    Does he have a clone? Cuz I’d so marry that sense of humor. He rocks.

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  2. Lisa Avatar

    I don’t blamehim YOU HURT!

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  3. whimsicalchaos Avatar
    whimsicalchaos

    snort… too funny!

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  4. mamamichele Avatar
    mamamichele

    I am also a certified zit destroyer.. only I have a teenaged daughter. >insert evil sounding laugh here< I love it.

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  5. Lisanne Avatar

    Can’t wait to hear more about your job and boss! He/she sounds quite interesting, LOL! :) I am always mortified when I find one of those white pimples on my face accidentally. Ick!

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  6. Ani Avatar

    LOOL!!!!

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  7. Deb Avatar

    B calls my picking “Monkey Lovin.” No zit stands a chance in our house.

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  8. Monica Avatar
    Monica

    I feel the same way! I used to work with a guy that had a blackhead between his eyebrowns that was the size of a matchhead. When I talked to him, I Could.Not.Take.My.Eyes.Off.It. I was constantly fantasizing about holding him down and squeezing the daylights out of it.

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