I live in the Carolinas where we have 2 seasons- Summer & Not Quite Summer. It’s Summer now and I’m already ready for it to be over. SO hot. And it’s not even Hot Hot yet. Ugh.
Ever have this happen to you? Out and about running around doing errands and what not and I get home at the end of my day and everything’s fine. Then I go to get ready for bed and there’s a big honkin zit right there on my nose!?! Where the hell did that come from? I mentally ran through my day and pictured all my encounters with people wondering who I talked to and who spent the whole time staring at that horrible growth on my face. And all day I’m bee bopping around thinking I’m looking all cute cause I had perfectly blended eye shadow? What a dork.
Bless Your Heart 
5 responses to “Reality check”
Or how about when you get one o fthose 2 inch long blonde hairs on your cheak, sticking straight out and you have no idea how long it had been there!
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I’m sure the perfectly blended eye shadow totally distracted them from the big zit. So I wouldn’t worry. :) I mean, zits are so common. But truly, how common is perfectly blended eye shadow? That never happens! :)
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Oh my gosh, you guys are killin’ me!
I have a big honkin’ zit right UNDER my nose right now and it HURTS! I always thought once I was in my 30’s I wouldn’t be breaking out anymore!!!!
Sorry about your undetected blemish, but could you please explain to me how one perfectly blends their eyeshadow??
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This is why I love blogging. Comment threads like this. About stray hairs growing in record time on your cheek…I look in the mirror every day- how can I miss them?? Ooh, and those volcano zits. You know, the ones that hurt like a mutha but never pop? Hate those.
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I will be using your seasons from now on.
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