Bless Your Heart

Alfred’s Mom interviewed me. Here are her questions!

1. If you could only visit the beach of the mountains for the rest of
your life, never seeing the other again, which would you choose and
why? It would be a tough decision, but I’d go with Beach. And I LOVE the mountains. But there’s something about walking in the sand, the sound of the waves, the smell of the air- you just can’t beat it. And standing there by the ocean, next to this amazing world that goes so deep and so far into the unknown, it makes me feel small and part of something way, way bigger than me.

2. Do you shave your legs in the winter? If so, what is that longest
length of time you have gone without shaving your legs? If it is absolutely necessary then I’ll shave in the winter. My skin is so dry and my excema really flares up during winter so I try to avoid it. I went around 6 weeks this past winter without shaving. I had just had my right hand operated on and I couldn’t grip the razor for a long time. When I finally shaved I had to do it with the electric razor first. It was like a lawn mower going through an abandoned, overgrown lot- clippings flying all over. I swear some of those hairs were so long I could probably braid em!

3. Could you give up the internet (all forms, blackberry, the libray
computer, home etc) for a month for $1 million dollars? Absolutely. In a heart beat. Cause $1 million would mean I could have 2 daughters and a son and not worry about how to pay for the adoptions. I’m guessing that means no email too right? I may go through withdrawals and get the DTs but it would be worth it!

4. What is your youngest memory? I was about 3. My Pappy and I were feeding the ducks at Lake Hollingsworth in Florida where I was born. We sat down on a bench and a duck came up and bit me on the bottom. Cheeky duck.

5. What sitcom (past or present) most closely mirrors your life? King of Queens. They remind me a lot of CSP & I. We’re a little of both of them. And they always seem to get into situations like we do. Of course, we don’t have my crazy father living in the basement. He’s in Florida.

Now here are the RULES.

If you want to participate:

1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me”, or words to that effect.
2. I will respond by emailing you five questions, but I get to pick the questions, no questions asked. Any questions?
3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.
4. You have to include this explanation, and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.