Bless Your Heart

I was telling CSP about my trip to T@rget on Saturday where I scored a 60 pack of off brand pee pads. They work better for me with all this bleeding.

You know, on the box it says these pads hold like a cup and a half of liquid.
No.
Come on. I’d be careful and do it in the bathroom.
No. That’s gross.
How do you know what I want to do?
I know you. You’ve got that “trouble” look in your eye.
You know you’re wondering if they really work too.
No.
Don’t be a dream squasher.
I’ll support any dream that doesn’t involve willingly pissing your pants.