As we’re about to fall asleep:
Ew!!
What?
Molly just licked my bare eyeball.
Ew.
Man, that was rough.
As we’re driving and I point out some geese on the side of the road, CSP remarks about how he saw one dead on the roadside the other day.
I just feel bad for them. I mean, they can fly but they just insist on walking. Why???
I’ve got no segue for this. We were sparring back and forth and he told me to take a short walk off a long pier. I came back with he should go fly a kite with a short string. He just laughed and wondered “why wouldn’t you wish death on someone versus just an annoying injury?”. Who knew my boy was wishing death on so many innocents?
Bless Your Heart 
4 responses to “Things my boy’s said lately that cracked me up”
I had my cat lick the inside of my mouth before. I had a stopped up nose so I was sleeping with my mouth open. I woke up as the cat licked the inside of my mouth. Knowing her, she’d probably just licked her butt 2 seconds before that too. :(
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Funny. By the way…are you still doing project 365? I’ve given up! It’s just way too hard to take a picture everyday and keep up with it.
Like your new site!
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I gave up on Project 365. I do take pictures most days. But every day was too hard. Like for the last week while I’ve been recovering. Who wants to see pics of meds & bandages??
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Gotta love kids…that’s a crack up.
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