Bless Your Heart

Speaking of online shopping….I bought Morgan’s (little sister) Christmas present online a week or so ago. Now, before I get to the meat of the story I have to remind you of something. Back in September it was National Talk Like a Pirate Day. So I looked up my pirate name online and found it to be Cap’n Misty Buttscar. Cute right? Well I typed it into my address book on my computer along with the other Tiara Girls’ (Susan, Deb, & Shannon H.) pirate names. My Crackberry links up with the computer so when they call and Jelly Legs Velma comes up on the screen it makes me laugh. Anyway, I got to the check out part of the order process for Morgan’s gift and just hit S when it came to name, address & so forth to let the computer fill everything in. A couple of days ago I was checking my gmail and found the following email:

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From: B&H Photo
Date: Wed, 22 Nov 2006 20:33:55 UT
Subject: Order Status
To: heyshanny@gmail.com

420 Ninth Avenue, New York, NY 10001
http://www.bhphotovideo.com
800 – 221 – 5743
212 – 239 – 7765

Order Status

Dear CAP’N MISTY BUTTSCAR ,

We are pleased to inform you that the following order has been shipped.
Order Number: 1021734
Billing Address:5*** H********* DR *********G NC 2****
Shipping Address:Same As Billing Address
Shipping Method: UPS 3 DAY
Boxes: 1
Tracking #1:1Z1310352319686

PLEASE NOTE:

If the Ship Date is a non-business day (i.e. Sunday or Legal Holiday)
then the shipping carriers are closed and your order was NOT shipped
on this date. It is merely the date that your order was packed by B&H
and will be picked up by their respective carrier on the NEXT business
day. Please be advised that the above Tracking number(s) were created
by the B&H shipping department and they will only be recorded by their
respective carriers late in the evening of the day of pickup. Tracking
information for orders shipped via USPS is not available for all
destinations.

Item Qty Item Description
MOAIIPFMCH 1iCarPlay Wireless – FM Transmitter/Charg

There are two options available to track your orders with B&H.

1. Email:

Send a blank email to, tracking@bhphotovideo.com. Include ONLY the
ORDER NUMBER in the SUBJECT LINE of your email.

2. Phone:

Call our 24 hour automated Order Tracking Line at 1-800-221-5743 or
212-239-7765

We hope you enjoy your new purchase and look forward to serving you again.

Thank you
B&H Customer Service
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Lord help me! My auto fill must have put my pirate name in as my regular name! And they are sending it UPS! Which means I might have to sign for it! Can you imagine what the UPS guy would think? Uh, Cap’n, can you just sign right here? And, um, how big is your butt scar?