Is anyone else out there getting odd spam lately? A couple of my favorite subject lines of late: Order status, music panting and Better Life, weeping pea tree. Wha?? I almost miss the days of: Need a bigger p3nis?!? Also, if you love flip flops, come join my new Flickr group!

You guys are too sweet. I was telling you about burning my thumb cause of what Jon said. It’s just a wee burn blister and is going away so I’m fine. You have to realize that I’m constantly bumping, falling, burning, cutting, scraping and if I reported on each incident I’m sure y’all would be…