I’m sitting in the waiting room at my doctor’s office near the door where the nurse calls your name. A nurse comes out and calls a man’s name. A tall, lanky man walks across the waiting room wearing a bright red t-shirt. The nurse says “How are you today” to which he replies “Absolutely stunning.” What?! As he’s walking past me to get to the nurse I read the large letters on his shirt. I read them twice to make sure that it does indeed say “Made in Vagina.”
Bless Your Heart
Living out loud in the Carolinas
Bless Your Heart 
4 responses to “Ladies Man v. 2.0”
Wow. He’s something alright.
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Are you kidding me? That’s insane! I swear, between the 2 of us, we could write a sitcom!
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OMG! Too crazy! Oh the people you see.
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Oh my head. Between this guy, the restaurant cowboy, and the public-pimple-extractor you saw at the store the other day, I don’t know how you can contain yourself!
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