Shocked and Appalled
Ok, I can see now. And I have 2 things to discuss. A) How could Jon let me near the computer when I was blind? I read my post and it was like reading a transcript of that late night phone call you make to your recent ex when you are so drunk you just looooove everybody but you still have a few things to get off your chest when it comes to him. So please don’t think any less of me people.
Secondly, I look like what would happen if a lumberjack and Peter Pan had a baby. Apparently they have amazing lighting at the salon because how could I have walked out of there looking like this and paying them for it?? My hair is dark like Marie Osmond, short (which would be ok under the right circumstances), and generally pitiful looking. Here’s hoping a shower and a good dose of my own product will bring this mop back to life. Pray for me.
Bless Your Heart 