Bless Your Heart

The other night I’m asleep, but not really. You know, that halfway point where you’re still pretty asleep, but your mind is trying to work normally. I’m on my belly and I’m feeling awfully warm. Then I feel sweat bead up and slide down my left side. I think to myself “man I’m hot for it to be winter.” Then I feel sweat run down my right side and I think “there is no way I’m this sweaty.” Then I hear Ike snoring. And I realize he’s sleeping on the small of my back. And that wasn’t sweat. I wake Jon up- Honey- did Ike pee on me? It’s 2 am by the way. Yep, he sure did. So I have to lay there under a puddle of quickly drying puppy piddle while Jon runs Ike down to the crate then back up with the paper towels. Nothing like having to strip your bed and change the sheets in the middle of the night!