The two funniest things I’ve heard this week
1) At work the other day this guy walks by my cube and I hear him say “Oh you better call the Bacon Grower’s Association of America! The BCAA.”. There are so many things wrong with that. First of all bacon doesn’t grow like apples do. I’m pretty sure it’s sliced off a pig’s rear. And if there were a Bacon Grower’s Association of America wouldn’t their initials be BGAA?? Just wondering.
2) My dear husband was transferred to a new store (He is an assistant store manager of a grocery store) last week. Friday night he was warned by his staff that this crazy lady was coming to shop because she always shops on Fridays and they’ll call him when they need him. So Jon’s paged to the front and finds this woman with crazy cartoon makeup wearing headphones (‘because the government is trying to listen to my brainwaves“). She doesn’t like change so she’s wondering who this new guy is. Once they get that out of the way he has to escort her to the back so she can open and taste everything she’s purchased to make sure it’s safe before leaving the store. She hands Jon a carton and says “This eggnog’s bad. It’s not sweet.” He assures her he’ll get her a new eggnog and sets off to the dairy department. On the way he looks at the carton. It’s half and half. Fat free. And they’re out of eggnog. Dag. Now he’s got to tell this woman not only are they out of eggnog, her’s wasn’t sweet because it was half and half!
Bless Your Heart 