Bless Your Heart

Things that have tickled me of late

~I heard the most bizarre radio commercial in the car the other day from Lance. Their jingle was “I’ve got Lance in my pants!”. Love that.

~Have you ever heard someone pronounce unique as “uni-kay” to be funny? Well now there is a Uni K. It’s an investment plan. I want one! Just for the name.

~During a recent dinner party we attended one guest said that they just didn’t ‘get’ Pirates of the Carribean because “…why would you fight the pirates if they’re already dead?”. Jon couldn’t believe they didn’t like the movie and shot back with “Oh, so I suppose the talking fish in Finding Nemo were too much for you too huh?”

~Hearing that in Once Upon a Time in Mexico Johnny Depp (who’s playing an undercover CIA agent) wears a t-shirt that reads “I’m with Stupid” and the arrow is pointing to his pants in one scene and in another wears one with C.I.A. boldly printed across the front. I knew I wanted to see this movie before, but now there’s no question.